| 11:30 PM | Friends - The One With the Blackout: Chandler is trapped in an ATM booth with model Jill Goodacre. |
| 12:00 AM | Friends - The One With the Stain: Rachel wants to find her own apartment. |
| 12:30 AM | According to Jim - The Brother-in-Law: Dana's new boyfriend (Brad Paisley) threatens Andy's place in the band. |
| 1:00 AM | Family Guy - Stewie B. Goode: Stewie gets homicidal during swimming lessons; Stewie takes up drinking. |
| 1:30 AM | South Park - Cartman Joins NAMBLA: Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling. |
| 2:00 AM | Scrubs - My Heavy Meddle: J.D. hopes he can improve his relationship with Dr. Cox, when the doctor appears on his doorstep. |
| 2:30 AM | George Lopez - Who's Your Daddy?: George learns his father might still be living, and he sets out to find him. |
| 3:00 AM | Star Trek: The Next Generation - The Ensigns of Command: Data tries to organize an evacuation of human colonists marked for death by aliens. |
| 4:00 AM | Frasier - War of the Words: Frasier prepares his son (Trevor Einhorn) for the National Spelling Bee finals. |
| 4:30 AM | Local Programming |
| 9:00 AM | Maury: Paternity-test results. |
| 10:00 AM | Maury: Guests learn the results of paternity tests. |
| 11:00 AM | Jerry Springer: Man cheats on his virgin girlfriend with her best friend; woman sleeps with her fiance's brother. |
| 12:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show: A couple take lie-detector tests to prove their fidelity to each other. |
| 1:00 PM | Street Court: Judge Mazz holds court across America at the scenes of disputes. |
| 1:30 PM | Street Court: Judge Mazz holds court across America at the scenes of disputes. |
| 2:00 PM | Judge Mathis: A man sues his ex-wife for a tax refund and a stolen stimulus check. |
| 3:00 PM | The Tyra Show: Tyra surprises selfless women with fantasy makeovers. |
| 4:00 PM | The Tyra Show: A teenager claims he is no longer a cross-dresser or homosexual after participating in an exorcism. |
| 5:00 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? - NASCAR Week |
| 5:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? |
| 6:00 PM | Inside Edition: The most shocking moments of 2009 caught on tape. |
| 6:30 PM | Local Programming |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?: Alan and Charlie spend an eye-opening week caring for Jake. |
| 7:30 PM | Family Guy - Boys Do Cry: The family goes on the run and ends up in Texas. |
| 8:00 PM | One Tree Hill - Now Lift Your Eyes to the Sun: Brooke gets life-changing news; Nathan is on the verge of signing a new NBA contract. |
| 9:00 PM | Gossip Girl - Dan De Fleurette: A movie star named Olivia Burke is assigned as Vanessa's roommate at NYU. |
| 10:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat: Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig. |
| 11:30 PM | Friends - The One Where Nana Dies Twice: Monica and Ross reminisce about their dying grandmother. |