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Abby Sciuto: [Looking at some maggots recovered from a dead body] Aren't they just the cutest things?
Abby Sciuto: Gear up!
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You're not Gibbs.
Abby Sciuto: There's a gun found Navy Base Housing.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Abby, that doesn't warrant a team call out. A. There are thousands of guns on a Navy Base.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: B. You're not Gibbs.
Abby Sciuto: And it was recently fired.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison, NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo, NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: It does not warrant a call out.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs enters] You heard the lady, Gear up!
[the team starts to leave]
Abby Sciuto: They only listen to their master, Gibbs. Only you can crack the whip.
[Hands Gibbs a cup of coffee]
Abby Sciuto: Only you can drink this swill.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: [Speaking of a magazine] You know what my father would've done to me if he found this in my room?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Stolen it back?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Slap me in the side of the head with it.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That sounds vaguely familiar.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: This reminds me of the forest I used to have fun in as a child.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I find that hard to believe.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: What? That Israel had forests?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No that you had fun as a child.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: [Ziva chuckles] Oh sure, my father used to blindfold us, and take us into the middle of the forest. And then we had to find our way out, by ourselves.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I stand corrected.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Their mom's are going to help us find the body?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: They're not coming to help us find the body. They're coming to be with them when they do.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh, right.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh yeah, I forgot. Old man McGee was navy wasn't he?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: That's right... Yep. This was my childhood. It's just like these kids.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Which one were you: the skinny one, the quiet one, or the one with the hot mom?
[Realizes the mothers are behind him within earshot]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Boys!
[DiNozzo runs after the boys]
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Somehow the gun got out of evidence, and into the hands of 12 year old.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Who held the evidence?
Abby Sciuto: ...We did. It was an NCIS case.
Abby Sciuto: [Imitating Gibbs] Ziva, pull case files from Norfolk PD. Find out who bought that gun.
[Ziva snickers]
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You heard her.
[Ziva looks at Gibbs, then at Abby and goes to her desk]
Abby Sciuto: I could get used to this.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [as he passes her] Don't.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Something on fire?
Abby Sciuto: No. I'm just burning sage to take the hex off the gun. It's got some bad mojo. And I want to get rid of it before the babies are born.
[Abby sighs]
Abby Sciuto: It's an evil gun, Gibbs. This gun... kills people.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Abs...
Abby Sciuto: I know what you're going to say, guns don't kill people, people kill people. But this gun kills people!
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Ziva, tough time at the Pawn Shop?
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: [Ziva sighs] I ran into a stone wall.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Brick wall.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: No! It was stone wall! I backed up too quickly.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Why is it always the case that when two people struggle over a gun, one person never shoots the other? The gun miraculously just goes off.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Abby said it was an evil gun.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Why would I buy a set of clubs that Ducky could not use?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Why? Oh gee, let me think. I don't know. Maybe because if you don't buy them, I will tell Ducky that you destroyed his one-of-a-kind, hand-crafted, hickory-shafted, vintage golf clubs.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Notices Ducky standing nearby] I think you just did.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: [Ducky walks closer] Let's just call it even, Timothy. That Jazz albumn that I borrowed from you.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: My original vinyl pressing of Django Reinhardt's Crazy Rhythms?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Yeah. You were right. It was unique. It was original.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: It was autographed. What happened to it?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Good question.
[Ducky leaves]
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: [speaking of a victim] His attempts to abuse himself to death were interrupted by a 22 caliber slug to the head.

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