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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: A law firm in London wants me to call them. Says it's important.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: What could they want?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I don't know. Maybe it's about my Uncle Clive. You remember that funeral I went to last month?
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Your uncle really *died*? I thought you were making that up to get some time off.
Uniformed Cop #2: Special Agent Gibbs. Got a woman who insists on talking to you. Claims she's with NCIS. Real weirdo, wearing a Dracula cape and a dog collar.
[chuckles slightly]
Uniformed Cop #2: Like she'd be with you.
[Gibbs looks over and spots Abby]
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: She is.
Uniformed Cop #2: You serious?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Oh yeah, let her in.
Abby Sciuto: So he knew he was in jeopardy, and his last desperate act was to mail this?... He wanted this to get to me even if he didn't.
[Opens the package, and looks at the contents]
Abby Sciuto: He died getting me *this*?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You ever talk about art?... When you weren't talking about forensic evidence, what'd you talk about?
Abby Sciuto: Well that's personal Gibbs. I feel like you're interrogating me.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I am!
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Why don't we take the four-wheeler? You know, the rental.
Sheriff Clay Boyd: You can't get up there in a vehicle. Only way is horses.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [to Gibbs] Why don't we requisition a helicopter... Or not. If the government spent that kind of money every time we interviewed somebody, they'd go broke.
Sheriff Clay Boyd: The government is broke.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: You did not change when your books made you plush.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Flush. Thanks Ziva. But it really wasn't that much. Bought my car, bought some clothes. What was leftover I put in a hedge fund which just crashed.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Sorry. So that is why you have been so distracted lately.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: It shows, huh?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Boss, we got a problem. Barthomew Leming from OHS is here.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What's the problem?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: It's the *real* Barthomew Lemming. The guy we've been dealing with is an imposter.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [after mounting a horse] He's going... He's going... Uh oh... Oh no. Sheriff, I think he lost a contact.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Can you get nerve damage on your buttox?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You're going to feel worse in the morning.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Don't say that Boss.
Sheriff Clay Boyd: You know, you might want to let go of that horn, junior. Riding a horse is like making love, you've gotta relax and enjoy it.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Sheriff, I've a strong feeling that you and I enjoy both activities in really different ways. No disrespect.

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