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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Sake bombs.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Oh, I see.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I barely made it out of there alive.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: And now you hope to finish the job.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: McGee, say words.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: What you see before you is the DiNozzo defibrilator. It's been passed down through six generations.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: My family also has a hangover remedy. Jasmine tea with lime.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ugh! That's disgusting! Remind me never to have a hang over in Israel.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well that's my name, it's not my signature, but that's my name. And to think I almost made it an entire year without being accused of murder.
Desk Clerk: The guy did look a lot like you.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Not helping.
Desk Clerk: Was a little more fit though.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: [Referring to DiNozzo] Maybe we should go easy on him.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Think he'd go easy on us?
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Excellent point.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I'm more interested in why the star witness from your case showed up in your duffel bag!
Renny Grant: ...He wouldn't fit in my Samsonite.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: McGee...
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: What?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Victim's background, credit cards, bank statement. Gibbs, take a look at Renny's appeal, use it to catch yourself up on the original embezzlement case. Then work with McGee.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: On it, Boss.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: [to Gibbs] Are you going back to Mexico?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Rule number 38?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Mmhmm.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Gibbs enters] Oh, hey Boss... Uh, Jethro. Did you catch up on Renny's embezzlement case?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yes, and I went through his appeal.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Let me guess, wasted three years of his life.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No, you did. Kid was innocent.
Renny Grant: What am I look at anyway for tampering with a crime scene?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That's going to be up to the judge. If you're lucky, time served.
Renny Grant: And my appeal?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: ...I'll write you a letter.
Renny Grant: Better be a *hell* of a letter!
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [walks to Renny] I promise, it will be!
Marine Sergeant Mitch Wilkins: [DiNozzo enters the conference room] Told you so. Been waiting three years to say that.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You got something?
Abby Sciuto: I had something four minutes ago!
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Why didn't you call?
Abby Sciuto: That's not how it works. When I find something Gibbs immediately walks through the door. Have you forgotten all your training?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I remembered your Kaff Pow.
Abby Sciuto: Horse shoes and hand grenades, DiNozzo.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: He got scared. He found out his partner was going to meet with the agent from the original case. It wasn't DiNozzo. But the killer didn't know that, so if I'm him, I'm wondering why my buddy is meeting with a Federal Agent. Hmm maybe he's going to flip on me. He can't if he's dead. There's our motive. We just need our killer.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [DiNozzo enters] May have just found him. Abby matched a print from Renny's Hotel room to one of his former co-workers. A Commander Carl Davis. Gear up!
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs starts to go. McGee and Ziva look at Gibbs] What?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: We've just never heard you say that much in one time.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Or in a week!
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Wasn't my job before. Come on!
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: The burning Bed. 1984 Farrah Fawcett.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Torched her husband while he was sleeping. Second wife's favorite movie.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Maybe Commander Davis's wife is going for a sequel.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: [McGee enters holding an envelope] Hell hath no fury...
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Like a woman scorned. Third wife's favorite quote.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: [Reading a note] "Paid a Private Investigator to follow my wife. Just thought you should know what he found."
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: The other husband how kind of him. What did they say?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Misery loves company.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Where did you get that? Your fourth wife?
Jimmy Palmer: Yeah... I guess if I put an innocent man in prison the last thing I'd want to do is ask him for help... But I'd do it anyway!
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Thanks Palmer... again.
[DiNozzo leaves]
Jimmy Palmer: That's *Agent* Palmer.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Save the pep talk, we both know I screwed up.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, three years ago... But now you're making it right... And me proud... You've been doing... a hell of a job, Anthony. Until about three minutes ago. Get your head on right.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What would you like me to do?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Trust your gut.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I think I'd rather trust yours right now.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Moving closer to DiNozzo] Then give me my damn phone back!
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Betcha five bucks, Tony does the chair toss technique.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Mm, ten he switches to strong silent.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Nah, twenty he's gonna do the picutre tear.
[to Gibbs after being told he's leading the investigation]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: This doesn't mean you're going back to Mexico, does it?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: McGee, say words.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Who'd want to impersonate Tony?
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Perhaps Jack Nicholson. You know, impersonation revenge.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: To think, I almost made it a whole year without being accused of murder.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Circ du Solei. My mother and I caught two shows in one evening. She's an admirer to say the least.
Jimmy Palmer: Aren't we all?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Not like my mother. She had an infatuation for one of the tumblers for quite some time.
Jimmy Palmer: Mark or Ignasio?
[Ducky gives him a look]
Jimmy Palmer: I-I followed Ignasio's career for quite some time and he was...
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [entering] Why don't you quit while you're behind, Palmer?
Jimmy Palmer: Quitting, sir.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [about how he met Renny] My first case as boss three years ago when you took your Mexican sabbatical... intermission? It was a hiatus really.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [to Gibbs] Ok, not so open and shut. You know that happens sometimes... to the rest of us.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I'm more interested in why the star witness from your case ended up in your duffel bag.
Renny Grant: He wouldn't fit in my Samsonite.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [to Tony] On it, Boss.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Does this mean you're going back to Mexico?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Hey! Talk to me Abs. Here you go.
[hands her a Caf Pow]
Abby Sciuto: Thank you, Gibbs.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Abby.
Abby Sciuto: I was just examining the evidence from the murder scene, Gibbs.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Abby.
Abby Sciuto: The room was luckily really clean. Because you know hotel rooms can be a forensic scientist's biggest nightmare, Gibbs.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Abby! I'm not Gibbs.
Abby Sciuto: Yes you are. Because if you're not there's a problem. And after Sister Rosita sprained her ankle in the 6th frame and Mr. Giggles escaping...
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Mr. Giggles?
Abby Sciuto: Stay on topic, Gibbs.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I'm not Gibbs!
Abby Sciuto: Ok. Tell me. I can take it.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: He's just upstairs.
Abby Sciuto: Wait! No I can't.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Rule 38.
Abby Sciuto: [happily] Oh!
Abby Sciuto: I am cooking up some awesomeness.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Awesome me!
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: [of Tony as the boss] He walks around with that peacock strut and that smirk. It's like... He's behind me. Isn't he?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Smirking.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Good timing. How long were you standing back there?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: About two minutes.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ziva, I want all the transcripts from Renny's embezzlement trial. McGee, interviews. If he worked with them, you're talking to them. Gibbs... good campfire.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Ziva and McGee stare at him after he explains the killer's motive] What?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: We've just never heard you say that much at one time before.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Or in a week.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: It's our missing murder weapon.
Abby Sciuto: It's our messy murder weapon. Which is weird because most killers rinse before they repeat.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That was a neat trick. I'm gonna have to remember that for the next time I want someone to think that I'm a complete moron.
[walking in on Gibbs and Tony standing nose to nose]
Abby Sciuto: I hope I'm not interrupting something. Or if I am, someone will tell me about it later.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You know I would never drink on a school night.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Where were you last night?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Drinking.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Alone?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Of course not! Not that there's anything wrong with drinking bourbon alone in your basement with a boat. What were we talking about?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: [looking at a body in a duffel bag] The seam split. I can't believe it.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: I know. Discarded like a piece of trash.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: No, I meant the duffel bag. I just bought the same one. I should have listened to the reviews. They said the seams were a problem.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: McGee, the man is folded in half!
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: I know. No, that is - That's a shame, too. Maybe I've been doing this too long.

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