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Officer Ziva David: Get anything?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah. An offer. Maybe his tech adviser on his next film. It's about a psycho sex-crazed cop.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Life and Times of Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: [Examining a body in the field] Cuts across the upper torso. He's been stabbed multiple times. I mean -
[Ducky lifts a hand of the body]
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: He's missing a middle finger. Appears to be sawed off.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: The other hand too, Duck.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: [Ducky lifts the other hand] Anything else you care to tell me about this fellow, Jethro?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Dead 11 years.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: And?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: And I know who did it.
Officer Ziva David: [as Abby's return McGee's game] Uh frankly, I do not understand the facination with uh, electronic games. It shortens attention spans, curbs productivity, and it *kills* brain cells.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Enough with the long sentences. Who can follow all that?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [after getting a call] Maryland's Women's Prison! Let's go.
Abby Sciuto: Wait! That's where McGee is.
[Steps in front of Gibbs]
Abby Sciuto: Is everything okay?
[Gibbs stares at her]
Abby Sciuto: Everything's not okay.
[Gibbs moves past her]
Abby Sciuto: Wait! What happened? Gibbs!
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs goes back to Abby] Abby, I'll call you. All right?
Warden Gene Halsey: This prison has a no-hostage policy. Meaning every man. woman and child who comes in those gates gives up the right to be rescued. But believe me, I'm going to everything I can to minimize casualties. I got men in there too. And I'm kind of busy.
[leaves]
Warden Gene Halsey: All right, what's the situation?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Actually I've been told I can only deal directly with my boss, Special Agent Gibbs. They're watching us now.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: First thing, we have to find the murder weapon. I'm going to have to frisk you.
Angela Lopez: Frisk who?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: All of you... Who wants to go first?... So much for co-operation.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Need to find his killer.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Yeah. In a room full of them.
Abby Sciuto: I can't take this. Everyday you guys go out and I never know if you're going to make it back. I mean it's killing me! I can't sleep at night. I'm developing some sort of weird twitch.
Officer Ziva David: Our work is sometimes dangerous, Abby.
Abby Sciuto: Then get a *safer* job!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Then you wouldn't see us at all.
Abby Sciuto: True. Still... sucks!
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Well, you seemed to have taken responsibility for you crimes.
Judy Williams: It's a mixed blessing. First few years here, I was angry at everybody. Blamed the world for my crappy childhood. Then I got in a Prison Program, training seeing-eye dogs. One day I'm training this puppy, and it hits me. I killed an innocent person who didn't do any harm... Now I can't wait until the day I die. So I can find that soul and apologize for the terrible thing I did... Look I don't know if Celia did what they say. But if she did, I don't know what it'll take for her to face up to it.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: That's it! I'm finished! I'm done. All right? You want to know who killed Trimble? Figure it out yourselves!
Celia Roberts: [to Angela] See what you did?
Angela Lopez: Maybe you'll feel differently if I TOOK YOUR EAR!
Special Agent Timothy McGee: I've never hit a woman before, but if you come at me with that thing, I *will* drop you!
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Prison guard as an inmate.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I hear they make you Prom Queen. And every night is Prom Night.
Abby Sciuto: [to Gibbs] Oh by the way, if they ask you at the prison, I'm your boss.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: [Talking to his mechanic] Listen up, because this is what you're going to do. You're going to take the first estimate and take 10% off. Then you're going to find my part, install the part, and have my car parked out front ready for me when I walk out of this building in 32 minutes.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Wow. Who would've guessed that McGee would grow a pair in women's prison.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: [on the phone] I put away killers for a living. That's what I do. Now you do exactly what I told you, and we won't have any problems. Understood?... Good. Clock's ticking.
[hangs up]
Abby Sciuto: Wow, McGee. You're time in the big house really changed you. I *like* it!

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