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Joy Ride: Dead Ahead (2008) (V) More at IMDbPro »

Rusty Nail: I like the rain. Keeps everybody inside and washes everything clean.

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Rusty Nail: You want out? There's your exit...

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Rusty Nail: Heck of a joy ride, isn't it...

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Rusty Nail: Get in, y'catch your death out there... hahahahaha...

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Goofy Looking Truck Driver: Your titties are too small anyways! I like them super mongo jugs! Yeah, you heard me! Circus boobs!

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Rusty Nail: She gave me the finger. Now I want it. She gave it to me, I figure it's mine to keep.

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Goofy Looking Truck Driver: Whoo-wee! This is the finest striptease I ever did see! I'm gonna throw this up on YouTube, get me a million hits.
Melissa: Who are you?
Goofy Looking Truck Driver: Whoever you want, sexy mama. Close them pretty eyes and pretend I'm Kenny Chesney for all I care.

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Melissa: I did everything you asked!
Rusty Nail: No, you didn't. I saw you down at the funeral parlor.
Kayla: Mel, what is going on?
Rusty Nail: There's a big difference between a freshly cut, live finger and one snipped from a corpse. Less blood in that one you got there. Stiffer, paler. The nail's yellowed, no nutrients, deteriorating. Want to see what a fresh one looks like? Check the glove compartment.

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