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Protecting America's assets.Plot:
The story centers on a small-town sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman... more | add synopsisPlot Keywords:
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1 nomination moreNewsDesk:
(3 articles)
Box Office Tumbles (From Studio Briefing. 26 February 2008, 10:32 AM, PST)
Vantage Point Takes Advantage (From Studio Briefing. 25 February 2008, 10:26 AM, PST)
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As good as i expected!!!!! moreCast
(Cast overview, first billed only) | Larry The Cable Guy | ... | Deputy Larry Stalder |
| Richard Bull | ... | Sheriff Smoot |
 | J. David Moeller | ... | Elmer |
 | Will Clinger | ... | Bo |
| Omar Dykes | ... | Gus (as Omar Kent Dykes) |
| Reno Collier | ... | Tater |
 | Jenny McCarthy | ... | Connie |
| Yaphet Kotto | ... | Alonzo Mosely |
 | Ivana Milicevic | ... | Madeleine |
| Dan Waller | ... | Agent Orange / MIB #1 |
 | Rick Le Fevour | ... | MIB #2 |
 | Joseph Luis Caballero | ... | MIB #3 (as Joe Caballero) |
| Sean Bridgers | ... | Norm |
| Gerry Bednob | ... | Omar |
| Claudia Michelle Wallace | ... | TSA Woman |
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Rated PG-13 for crude and sex-related humor.Parents Guide:
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USA:PG-13 (certificate #43912)MOVIEmeter: 
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Continuity: When "Doc" injects the botox into Madeline’s face, the amount in the syringe changes between shots. moreQuotes:
[from trailer]Larry: Dang, my hand hasn't been this sore since the first episode of Baywatch!
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Which was not very. I didn't want to watch this movie. I mean after Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector and Delta Farce, I nearly ripped my cousin apart for dragging me to see them. But I wanted to see a movie and this was just about the only thing that I had not already seen. I had to have a little hope since I'm a big Blue Collar fan. But, Witless Protection was packed with not-so-funny jokes and idiotic situations that only a certain buck-toothed, slovenly demographic will laugh at. If you were insulted by the preceding sentence, then this movie isn't for you either as it is offensive itself.
Jenny McCarthy is fun to look at. But that doesn't makes up for the rest of this "movie" in no way whatsoever. Stick to animated movies, Larry.
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