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"Monk" Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa (2005)

Adrian Monk: [in this scene everybody is handing out presents as secret Santas] Captain.
Capt. Stottlemeyer: Hey.
Adrian Monk: Well, Merry Christmas.
Capt. Stottlemeyer: Oh, you got me!
Adrian Monk: It's an air purifier, for your house.
Capt. Stottlemeyer: Are you saying my house smells?
Adrian Monk: Not your house, but houses... like yours, sometimes get a um, odor, that's a... you know sour, or, or very unpleasant kind of stench of... not your house.
Capt. Stottlemeyer: Thank you, thank you, Monk.
Capt. Stottlemeyer: [captain laughs] Merry Christmas.
Adrian Monk: Merry Christmas.
Adrian Monk: Merry Christmas to you.

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Capt. Stottlemeyer: Do you um, know what Ebay is?
Adrian Monk: Ebay, no.
Capt. Stottlemeyer: Good.

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Capt. Stottlemeyer: You looking forward to our little party Alice?
Alice Westergren: How long do these things usually last?
Capt. Stottlemeyer: Well, last year Karen and I left at about 2:00 in the morning and Terry was still standing on a table in his boxer shorts singing "Help Me Rhonda" in Spanish.

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