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"Bones" The Man in the Bear (2005)


Angela Montenegro: Somebody gnawed on this arm like some kind of... man corn?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Human flesh tastes like frogs legs.
Angela Montenegro: As if I need another reason never to eat frogs.
Dr. Daniel Goodman: [to Bones] Come on now, you have partially-digested dismembered skeletal remains to examine. That should put a smile on your face.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: What if I have to shoot? What part of his body should I hit?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: The part that isn't me.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Look, you're nuts, okay? We get it. We don't need to hear the rambling psycho-speech on why you did it.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You're a smart-ass, you know that?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart. Although it has nothing to do with my ass.
Sheriff Chris Scutter: I don't know if a wall of knives is evidence, but it sure is creepy.
Sheriff Chris Scutter: It's the Japanese, right? They pay a fortune for the bear meat. Think the gallbladders fix up their pecker troubles.
Sheriff Chris Scutter: We see this kind of thing all the time - kids come up here, get baked, do their own version of the Blair Witch Project.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: I don't know what that means.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Horror movie, Bones... didn't make any sense.
Sheriff Chris Scutter: Scary, though, with the bloody handprints.
Sheriff Chris Scutter: Can I help you?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Yeah, thanks. I'm with him.
Sheriff Chris Scutter: Suddenly, I wish I was FBI.
Zack Addy: I saw a documentary once where a bear got in a car and drove away.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: That was not a documentary. It was a cartoon.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Does a bear scat in the woods?
Angela Montenegro: The skin in the scat has a sun on it.
Sheriff Chris Scutter: What is that? A haiku?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Angela, if we were a Peruvian soccer team and crashed in the Andes, who would you rather eat? Me or Zack?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Do you realize when we go to trial he could use the insanity defense.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: The guy *is* nuts.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Yes, but is he nuts because he got a brain disease from eating human flesh, *or* was he already nuts the first time he ate flesh, *or* did he just lick his fingers after surgery?
Angela Montenegro: You're kidding ? It's like watching the clash of the horny Titans.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I should just become a vegetarian.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Or, as an alternative, just don't eat people.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You know, you're a smart ass, you know that?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Objectively I'd say I'm very smart, although it has nothing to do with my ass.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: [gives Temperance a gun] This is only for self-defence
Dr. Temperance Brennan: What part do I aim for?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Any part that isn't me.

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