Grinch: It's a wonderful night for eyebrows. It's a wonderful night for teeth! It's a wonderful night for Grinch Night! Their troubles will now commence, oh I wouldn't stay home on a night like this for sixty dollars and sixty cents!
Grinch: Gall-don brickle bush, Ehh! I've got brickles in the britches!
Max: How many times have I said and said? How many times have I said in my head, "What am I doing here?" Why am I the slave of this grinchy old grock? And I say how I wish I could turn back the clock, and have the fine future I had once before, and again be an innocent puppy once more.
Grinch: [tauntingly] In your puppy house beddy with Sweet Aunt Woofy Wafoone, feeding you hominy grits with a big silver spoon?
Max: What am I doing here? Doesn't matter much how but my dear old Auntie Woofie, wouldn't I fear, very much care for me now.
Ukariah: You know something, sir? You look much better with my glasses off.
Grinch: Put your glasses back on and face the facts! Now out of my way small Who, I've got better things to do than to spend my time with you on Grinch Night.
Grinch: Who are you?
Ukariah: Ukariah Who sir.
Grinch: You're a rather small Who, aren't you?
Ukariah: Well I do the best I can sir, are you really the Grinch?
Grinch: Am I the Grinch?
Ukariah: Sorry sir, I have a slight astigmatism.
Grinch: Look, kid, I just gave you the $2.00 treatment. You're not worth a first-class Grinching.
Ukariah: Do your worst. Bring on your spooks. Shoot the works. I will not flinch!
Grinch: Oh?
Grinch: Max? Max! Go bring the paraphernalia wagon!
Narrator: It was a glorious sunset, until, Old Josiah happened to sniff, and he whispered to his wife...
Josiah: Mariah, will you also take a wiff?
Narrator: And Josiah and Mariah doubled sniffed, and they said...
Both: I wonder if...
Narrator: But they really didn't wonder, they knew it was terribly true, they knew that the sour-sweet wind was coming back, and what the sour-sweet wind would do.
Ukariah: Sorry Sir. I have a slight astigmatism. An optical condition in which parallel rays of light from an external source converge or diverge unequally in different meridians.

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