Adam:
So tell me, who was your driving instructor? Stevie Wonder?
Rachel:
At least I had one.
Rachel:
He told me that he loved me by shoving a rose up his bottom.
Adam:
Roses. Don't talk to me about roses - big painful, thorny roses. I'm the world's first human vase.
Rachel:
It was a bit wilted by the time I got it.
Rachel:
Adam thinks he's George Best.
Adam:
Well there *are* similarities.
Rachel:
Yeah, you drink too much.
Adam:
No. I'm dating Miss World.
[
when David is talking about having a party]
Karen:
You're the only person I know that called the police to complain about their own party.
Adam:
Are you wise?
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