Lucy:
He is scum! As far as he's concerned, you're just a pair of breasts that talk.
Animal:
Hey, there's an image.
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus:
He's not some monster trying to evade you. He's just an animal. If you find what he wants, then he'll come to you.
Colonel Hicks:
Well, don't tell me what it isn't; tell me what the hell it is.
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus:
Well, what do we know? Uh, it was first sighted off the French Polynesian Pacific. That area has been exposed to dozens of nuclear tests over the past 30 years.
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus:
This thing is much too big to be some lost dinosaur.
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus:
The radiation isn't an anomoly, it's the clue.
Sergeant O'Neal:
I can't believe it, uh... he did all of this and... we did nothing to him.
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus:
Ah, that's not true. We fed him.
Animal:
Where did you find this guy?
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus:
He's from France.
[
about breaking up with Niko]
Audrey Timmonds:
It's been eight years. Some people change.
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus:
Most people don't.
Animal:
What do we do now?
Philippe:
Running would be a good idea.
Sergeant O'Neal:
We need bigger guns
Audrey Timmonds:
Wait, I don't get it... If he's the first of his kind, how can he be pregnant? Doesn't he need a mate?
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus:
Not if he reproduces asexually.
Audrey Timmonds:
Where's the fun in that?
Philippe:
I am Philippe Roaché, DGSE - Direction Générale de la Sécurité Extérieure.
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus:
It sounds... big.
Philippe:
French Secret Service.
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus:
Oh.
Lucy:
Audrey's gonna stay with us tonight
Animal:
Cool, threesome.
[
Animal appears on TV]
Lucy:
That's my husband! That's my husband! Oh my... I'm gonna kill him!
[
jumps, whoops]
Audrey Timmonds:
How close did you get to the thing?
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus:
I got pretty close...
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus:
I've always wanted to join the French Foriegn Legion.
[
Animal is about to sneak out his apartment window to find Nik and help him]
Audrey Timmonds:
Hey where you going?
Animal:
Can't let Lucy know I'm going; she'll hurt me
Apache Pilot #5:
[
after accidentally hitting the Chrysler Building with a missile] Oh! Damn, uh! That's a negative impact, sir! I repeat, that's a negative impact!
Mayor Ebert:
Negative impact? That's the goddamned Chrysler Building!
Mayor Ebert:
What the hell's the matter with you people?
[
shouts]
Mayor Ebert:
You've caused more damage than that goddamn thing did!
Charles Caiman, WIDF Anchor:
Ladies and Gentlemen, we New Yorkers like to believe we've seen it all... what you're going to see right now will shock you beyond belief. This is, uh, footage we have that indicates that there is a *dinosaur* loose in Manhattan.
Animal:
Oh! Oh you gotta be kidding me man, we're in his mouth! We're IN HIS MOUTH!
Philippe:
[
holding up a doughnut] No croissant?
Ed, WIDF Engineer:
What? There's no Rangers game on tonight!
Animal:
Better step on it, Mr. French!
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus:
This is not good! This is not good!
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus:
[
after Godzilla discovers one of his dead offspring] He looks mad!
Philippe:
What did you, see old man?
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus:
Wrong floor.
Philippe:
Anyone care to join me?
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus:
That's a lot of fish.
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