Paris Driver:
Don't blind people usually wear dark glasses?
Blind Woman:
Do they? I've never seen a blind person.
Yoyo:
Get the fuck out of here! That's like you name your kid "Lampshade."
Mika:
You called a taxi?
Man #1:
No, we called a garbage truck. But you'll have to do the job.
[
Mika has just dropped off last of his drunken passengers]
Mika:
Are you sure you know where you are?
Man #3:
Yes. Helsinki.
[
Mika nods and drives away]
[
when Mika is waking up his passed-out customer]
Mika:
Hey, Aki, wake up!
Man #3:
Who the fuck are you? And where the fuck am I?
Mika:
You're in a fucking taxi, fucking close to your home, and you owe me for the fucking ride!
Yoyo:
What's you name, man?
Helmut Grokenberger:
Helmut Grokenberger.
[
pointing to his cab license]
Helmut Grokenberger:
Here, you can read it. That's me.
Yoyo:
Helmet?
Helmut Grokenberger:
Helmut.
Yoyo:
That's your name?
Helmut Grokenberger:
Yeah.
Yoyo:
Ha ha ha ha ha. That's a fucked up name to be namin' your kid! Helmet! See, 'cause in English, a helmet would be like, you know, like something you would wear on your head, you know? You a... a helmet! Ha ha ha! In English, that would be like callin' your kid, uh, "Lampshade" or some shit like that: 'Hey, Lampshade! Come here and clean up your room!' Ha ha ha ha ha!
Helmut Grokenberger:
So, what's your name?
Yoyo:
Yoyo.
Helmut Grokenberger:
What?
Yoyo:
Yoyo. That's my name.
Helmut Grokenberger:
...is Ihr Name?
Yoyo:
What? Yoyo.
Helmut Grokenberger:
Yoyo. Yoyo.
[
laughing]
Helmut Grokenberger:
Yoyo. Yoyo, das ist Spielzeug für Kinder.
Yoyo:
It ain't got nothin' to do with that. It's my name. Yoyo.
Helmut Grokenberger:
It's a toy for kids, Yoyo.
Yoyo:
Ain't got nothin' to do with that, man.
Helmut Grokenberger:
Okay. Your name Yoyo, my name Helmut. Yoyo, Helmut. It's good.
Helmut Grokenberger:
[
objecting to Yoyo's driving the cab] No, no, it's...
Yoyo:
What you mean 'No?'
Helmut Grokenberger:
It's not allowed! Not allowed!
Yoyo:
Look, yeah, it's allowed! This is New York!
Victoria Snelling:
[
trying to make a phone call while the cab's radio's blasting] Will you hold on a second please? Miss - would you please, uh, just turn the music off?
Corky:
[
condescendingly turning it off] Sure, Mom.
Victoria Snelling:
Thank you.
Angela:
Well, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you!
Yoyo:
Look, Angela, just shut up!
Angela:
No, you shut up! Don't you be tellin' me to shut up!
Yoyo:
Shut up!
Angela:
You shut up!
Yoyo:
No, you shut up!
Yoyo:
[
frustrated] Shit!
[
he unzips his jacket]
Angela:
You know what your fuckin' problem is, Yoyo? You don't realize you're wearin' your ass on your head!
Paris Driver:
I work from 8 p.m. to 8 a.m., so don't fuck with me in my own taxi! I don't give a shit about you, Ambassador, OK?
Passenger #1:
Can't we have some fun?
Passenger #2:
We've had champagne and we're happy...
Paris Driver:
No, you don't have fun in my taxi! It's my place of business, not your fucking playground! Okay, get out!
Paris Driver:
Okay, if you're so smart, let me ask you a question. What color am I?
Blind Woman:
I don't give a fuck about colors!
Paris Driver:
But people have different colors of skin.
Blind Woman:
Look, I don't care if you're green or blue like a carrot! For me the word color doesn't mean anything. I feel colors... but you'd never understand that!
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