Memorable quotes for
"Full House" (1987) More at IMDbPro »

[repeated line]
Duane: Whatever...

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Steph: Michelle, you are old enough to hear this... How rude!
Michelle: [to Uncle Jesse] Why does she always say that?

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[repeated line]
Michelle: You got it, dude.

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Becky: You know, honey, you're kind of sexy when you're vulnerable.
Jesse: Help. My lips, help.
[They kiss]
Jesse: As to which I say... have mercy.

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[repeated line]
Jesse: Have mercy!

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[repeated line]
Michelle: You're in big trouble, mister!

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Kimmy Gibbler: [talking to D.J] Your sister is such a tattle-tale.
Steph: I am not and I'm telling you said that.

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[Joey sniffs Jesse's hair]
Joey: Gee, your hair smells like melon. What are you using?
Jesse: Oh, it's this new product called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells like Melon.'

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D.J.: Kimmy called me a geek-burger.

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Becky: Nicky made a new friend at the zoo today.
Jesse: Really? Wow!
Becky: Come on, Nicky. Tell Daddy what your new friend said.
Nicky: Camels stink.
Jesse: And Alex played baseball today. Tell Mommy what you hit.
Alex: Daddy's head.

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Jesse: Joseph, it's finally happened! He's cleaning liquid soap!
Danny Tanner: Don't be silly. I'm just cleaning my rubber gloves.
Joey: Danny, there's no shame in therapy.

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Joey: That's not a big problem. A big problem is like... well... if your butt fell off.

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Kimmy Gibbler: I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you! You're just not joining in!

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Steph: [while playing cards with Grandpa Nick] I'll see your Flintstones' and raise you three Hello Kittys. Let's see what you got.
Nick Katsopolis: Seven kings. Beat that.
Steph: Seven aces.
Michelle Tanner: [puts her cards on the table] Bingo.

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Danny Tanner: [puts a record on and starts dancing] This is Danny Tanner reminding *you* that disco will never die!

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Steph: [Danny holds up a picture of a little DJ] I was adorable!
D.J.: Steph, that's me!
Steph: My, how you've aged.

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D.J.: [D.J, Kimmy, and Steve walk in through the kitchen door] Can you guys believe this parking ticket?
Kimmy Gibbler: D.J, your dad is gonna flip when he sees this.
D.J.: I can't believe this. I'm gonna become a pedestrian.
Kimmy Gibbler: D.J., how can you be thinking of religon? You're gonna have to walk.

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Danny Tanner: Okay girls. Lets pick a name for our new puppy. Michelle do you have a name for the puppy?
Michelle: Yes I do. Michelle.
Danny Tanner: That's your name.
Michelle: I like my name.
Steph: Mr. Bear and I have the perfect name. Mr.Dog!
D.J.: Mr.Dog? Steph when you have a kid someday what are you going to name it? Mr.Baby?
Steph: Not if its a girl.
Danny Tanner: I think we should name him something that fits his personality. Like... Puddles.
D.J.: Dad I have the perfect name! Comet. Because he's fast and he has a tail.
Danny Tanner: And he only hits the newspaper once every 76 years.

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D.J.: Cathy Santoni is a complete bimbo. She signed up for Shop Class cause she thought it was taught at the mall.

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Jesse: [repeated line, answering phone] Talk to me.

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