Wak:
Look, I know I must look weird to you but how do you think you look to me? Listen, I watched four episodes of "Lassie" before I figured out why the little hairy kid never spoke. I mean, he rolled over, sure, he did that fine but, I don't think he deserved a series for that.
Ben Crandall:
[
to Steve Jackson, a school bully] Elephantitis is when something gets bloated and ugly like your ASS.
Ben Crandall:
[
stuttering, astounded at the violent film footage] But thi - see, this isn't real! A-a-and we don't really kill people! Well, we do, b-but n-not aliens, 'cause we haven't met any!
Ben Crandall:
He's about to say something.
Wak:
[
in Bugs Bunny's voice] Ehhhhhhhhhhh, what's up doc?
Ben Crandall:
[
long pause] What?
Darren Woods:
[
about "beings" on other planets] Maybe it's a bunch of Amazon rainforest women that wanna breed a new race.
Wolfgang Müller:
You pervert.
Ben Crandall:
I've waited all my life to say this.
Darren Woods:
Be my guest.
Ben Crandall:
We come in peace.
Wak:
Way to go, stupid!
Starkiller:
Bloodshed is my life.
[
last lines in the film]
Ben Crandall:
If this is all a dream, what's gonna happen when we wake up?
Wolfgang Müller:
I don't know, but I can't wait to find out.
Mr. Müller:
[
to his son's "talking" rat] "Shut up, Heinlein!"
Ben Crandall:
Mom.
Mrs. Crandall:
Yeah.
Ben Crandall:
Remember that stuff you were tellin' me about your dreams and doin' what you want to do. Well, if I really want to be an astronaut and go out in space - and really do that, it'd be ok, right?
Mrs. Crandall:
Sure honey, if that's what you really want to do.
Ben Crandall:
Ok.
Mrs. Crandall:
[
hugs him] Sleep tight.
Ben Crandall:
Good night.
[
then, after she's left the room]
Ben Crandall:
Bye Mom.
Heinlein the Mouse:
[
pressing buttons] I would like... cheese... go... to... hell...
Wak:
Its a brand new car!
Wak:
The Rolls Canardly ... Rolls down one hill CanArdly get up the next!
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