Kid Twist:
Dukey, if this thing blows up, the Feds will be the least of our problems
Luther:
How much did you lose?
Johnny Hooker:
[
winces] All of it.
Luther:
In one damn night? What are you spraying money around like that for, you could've been nailed.
Johnny Hooker:
I checked the place first. There were no dicks in there.
Luther:
But you're a con man! And you blew it like a pimp!
[
Figuring out which con to pull on Lonnegan]
J.J. Singleton:
I dunno know what to do with this guy, Henry. He's an Irishman who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, and doesn't chase dames. He's a grand knight in the Knights of Columbus, and he only goes out to play faro. Sometimes plays 15 or 20 hours at a time, just him against the house.
Henry Gondorff:
Roulette? Craps?
J.J. Singleton:
He won't touch 'em. The croupier at Gilman's says he never plays anything he can't win.
Henry Gondorff:
Sports?
J.J. Singleton:
Likes to be seen with fighters sometimes, but he doesn't go to the fights or bet on 'em.
Henry Gondorff:
Jesus. Does he do anything where he's not alone?
J.J. Singleton:
Just poker. And he cheats. Pretty good at it, too.
Billie:
Who told you this guy was in here?
Lieutenant William Snyder:
Nobody. I just know what kind of woman he likes. Going to check all the joy houses till I find him.
Billie:
Oh, well maybe I could help you, if you tell me his name.
Lieutenant William Snyder:
I doubt it. Which way are the rooms?
Billie:
Right through there. But I wouldn't go in there if I were you.
Lieutenant William Snyder:
What you are going to do, call the cops?
Billie:
I don't have to. You'd be busting in on the Chief of Police just up the hall.
Floyd:
Doyle, I KNOW I gave him four THREES. He had to make a SWITCH. We can't let him get away with that.
Doyle Lonnegan:
What was I supposed to do - call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others?
Johnny Hooker:
I gave him the breakout just like you said.
Henry Gondorff:
And?
Johnny Hooker:
'S good. He threatened to kill me.
Henry Gondorff:
Hell, kid, they don't do that, you know you're not getting to 'em.
Henry Gondorff:
Glad to meet you, kid, you're a real horse's ass. Is Lonnegan after you too?
Johnny Hooker:
I dunno... I ain't seen anybody.
Henry Gondorff:
You never do, kid.
Johnny Hooker:
Luther said I could learn some things from you. I already know how to drink.
Johnny Hooker:
He's not as tough as he thinks.
Henry Gondorff:
Neither are we.
[
Gondorff enters the poker game pretending to be drunk]
Henry Gondorff:
Sorry I'm late. I was taking a crap.
Loretta:
I don't even know you.
Johnny Hooker:
You know me. I'm the same as you. It's two in the morning and I don't know nobody.
[
last lines]
Henry Gondorff:
You not gonna stick around for your share?
Johnny Hooker:
Nah. I'd only blow it.
[
Polk greets Snyder]
FBI Agent Polk:
Sit down and shut up, will ya? Try not to live up to all my expectations.
Doyle Lonnegan:
Not only are you a cheat, you're a gutless cheat as well.
Louise Coleman:
If I didn't know you better, I'd swear you had some class!
Johnny Hooker:
You're right, Henry. It's not enough. But
[
laughs]
Johnny Hooker:
it's close!
Johnny Hooker:
Can you get a mob together?
Henry Gondorff:
After what happened to Luther, I don't think I can get more than two, three hundred guys.
Kid Twist:
Now how do you want to work this? Flat rate or percentage?
Benny Garfield:
Who's the mark?
Kid Twist:
Doyle Lonnegan.
Benny Garfield:
Flat rate.
Doyle Lonnegan:
Mr. Shaw, we usually require a tie at this table... if you don't have one we can get you one.
Henry Gondorff:
That'd be real nice of you, Mr. Lonniman!
Doyle Lonnegan:
Lonnegan.
[
Gondorf nods and burps in response]
Doyle Lonnegan:
You see that fella in the red sweather over there? His name's Donnie McCoy. Works a few of the protection rackets for Cunnaro when he's waiting for something better to happen. Donnie and I have known each other since we were six. Take a good look at that face, Floyd. Because if he ever finds out I can be beat by one lousy grifter, I'll have to kill him and every other hood who wants to muscle in on my Chicago operation.
Joe Erie:
Hello Snyder. Whattya doin' up here?
Lieutenant William Snyder:
I'm on vacation. You see that friend of yours lately?
Joe Erie:
No, no. He packed it in. Enrolled in detective school.
Henry Gondorff:
Tough luck, Lonnehan. But that's what you get for playing with your head up your ass!
Johnny Hooker:
Luther! Good God, we're millionaires!
Luther:
Jesus! Did you know he was that loaded?
Johnny Hooker:
Hell no. I just cut into him. I woulda settled for pawning one of them shoes.
Doyle Lonnegan:
I put it all on Lucky Dan; half a million dollars to win.
Kid Twist:
To win? I said *place*! "Place hit on Lucky D-" That horse is gonna run second!
Doyle Lonnegan:
[
There is a pause, and Lonnegan runs horrified to the betting booth] There's been a mistake! Gimme my money back!
Johnny Hooker:
Hey, where's June?
Loretta:
She quit. I'm filling in for a couple of days, till I can get a train outta here.
Johnny Hooker:
Yeah? Where ya going?
Loretta:
I don't know. Depends on which train I get on.
Doyle Lonnegan:
Your boss is quite a card player, Mr. Kelly; how does he do it?
Johnny Hooker:
He cheats.
Doyle Lonnegan:
[
losing his temper with Henry] The name's Lonnegan! Doyle Lonnegan! You're gonna remember that name or you're gonna get yourself a new game! Ya falla!
Henry Gondorff:
What's your problem?
Doyle Lonnegan:
I'm putting half a million dollars on Lucky Dan to win, third race at Riverside Park.
Henry Gondorff:
Can't lay that off in time. A bet like that could break us.
[
Hooker stares at him incredulously]
Doyle Lonnegan:
Not only are you a cheat, you're a gutless cheat as well.
Henry Gondorff:
What are the odds?
Eddie Niles:
Four to one.
Henry Gondorff:
Take all of it!
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