Don Juan ou Si Don Juan était une femme... (1973)

Director:

Roger Vadim

Writers:

Jean Cau (scenario) &
Roger Vadim (scenario) ...

Release Date:

March 1976 (USA)

Genre:

Drama

Plot:

Plot Keywords:

Seduction | Suicide | Beautiful Woman | Lesbian Sex | Playing Footsie While In Bed

Cast

Brigitte Bardot	...	Jeanne
Robert Hossein	...	Louis Prévost
Mathieu Carrière	...	Paul
Michèle Sand	...	Léporella
Robert Walker Jr.	...	Le guitariste
Jane Birkin	...	Clara
Maurice Ronet	...	Pierre Gonzague
Juan Álvarez
Lena Grinda
Sylvie Reichenbach
Laurent Vergez
Robert Favart
Aldo Bastoni
Paul Bisciglia
Colette Mareuil

Also Known As:

Don Juan 73
Don Juan, or If Don Juan Were a Woman (UK)
Donna come me, Una (Italy)
Ms. Don Juan

Runtime:

France:90 min | Portugal:85 min | USA:87 min

Country:

France | Italy

Language:

French | Swedish | English

Color:

Color (Eastmancolor)

Aspect Ratio:

1.66 : 1

Sound Mix:

Mono

Certification:

Finland:K-16 | New Zealand:R13 | Portugal:M/18 | USA:R

Filming Locations:

Palais-Royal, Paris 1, Paris, France

Company:

Filmes Cinematografica

"Raise the Edge of Your Gown - We're Goin' Through Hell!"

A veritable orgy of campy decor and even campier dialogue ("If there's one thing I can't stand, it's being treated the way I treat other people!") this would-be erotic extravaganza stars an ageing and puffy Brigitte Bardot as a jet-set nymphomaniac - who fancies herself a reincarnation of the 16th century Spanish seducer. Both the film and its heroine labour under the delusion of being a whole lot sexier than they really are.

The "plot" (I use the term loosely) involves Bardot confessing to a dishy priest (Mathieu Carriere) how she drove one of her lovers to suicide. Half an hour into this mess, and you'll know how the poor b**tard felt. Undaunted by the tedium around her, Bardot seduces a married lawyer (Maurice Ronet) and they jet off to Sweden, supposed Paradise of Free Love. (Never mind if the Bacchanalian revels we SEE are no more steamy than your average Sunday school picnic.)

On a boat train to London, Bardot enjoys a lesbian frolic with the young and nubile wife (Jane Birkin) of a sleazy gangster (Robert Hossein). How the sight of Bardot and Birkin, nude in bed together, could be turned into such a non-event is still beyond me. No matter. Bardot sets her insatiable sights on a hippie musician played by Robert Walker, Jr. Yes, he's the son of Bruno from Strangers on a Train and 40s icon Jennifer Jones...although talent HAS been known to skip a generation.

Granted, Don Juan '73 is an abysmal movie, but there is fun to be had. Birkin looks heart-meltingly gorgeous and Ronet even tries to do some acting - though why he should bother when nobody else does is one of life's mysteries. Anyone who shares my weakness for bouffant hairdos, zebra-skin rugs and purple velvet flares will probably enjoy it. Still, the final impression is of Vadim, after 15 years as a high-style provocateur, struggling to keep up with a Flower Power audience. Is there any sight sadder than hipster who's been out-hipped?

David Melville