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"The Bullwinkle Show" (1961) More at IMDbPro »

Natasha Fatale: Boris, is Moose you said you killed in previous episode?
Boris Badenov: Look, it's his show. If he wants to be hard to kill, let him.

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Rocky: Bullwinkle, I'm worried.
Bullwinkle: Ratings down in the show again?
Rocky: No.
Bullwinkle: That's odd.
Rocky: I'm worried because there have already been two attempts on your life.
Bullwinkle: Oh, don't worry. We will be renewed.
Rocky: I'm not talking about the Bullwinkle Show.
Bullwinkle: You had better; we could use the publicity.

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Boris: [trying to trick Rocky and Bullwinkle] I am part of one of the biggest advertising company's in the country. Dancer, Prancer, Blitzen and Fink.
Bullwinkle: Yeah, I have heard of those first three fellows, but who is Fink?
Boris: I am Fink.
Natasha: You can say that again dahling.

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Rocky: (recognizing Boris's voice) That voice. Where have I heard that voice before?
Bullwinkle: In about 365 other episodes. But I don't know who it is either.

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Rocky: Bullwinkle, it says here that for you to inherit the fortune, you have to spend the weekend in the ancestral home; Abominable Manor.
Bullwinkle: That's no problem. I've been living in an abominable manner all my life.

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Rocky: Bullwinkle, do you know what an A-Bomb is?
Bullwinkle: Sure, a bomb is what some people call our show.
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny.
Bullwinkle: Neither do they apparently

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Natasha: Boris, how are we going to steal car from moose and squirrel?
Boris: Easy, we are going into the used car business.
Natasha: On purpose?

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Bullwinkle: But here, cleverly disguised as a bomb, is a bomb.

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[repeated line]
Rocket J. Squirrel: And now, here to tell you everything about anything is Mr. Know-It-All.

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[repeated line]
Rocky: OK, then, thank you, Mr. Know-It-All.

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Boris Badenov: You busy-bodies have busied your last body.

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Cloyd: On the moon we always carry a spare heart.
Bullwinkle: Must be nice come Valentine's Day.

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[repeated lines]
Rocky: And now...
Bullwinkle: Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat.

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[repeated line]
Boris Badenov: Shut up your mouth.

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Old woman: I'm not really a wicked fairy. I'm just wicked.

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[repeated line]
Mr. Peabody: I smell foul play, Sherman.

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The Announcer: Well, you're just in time for what might be a very unhappy ending.

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[repeated line]
Dudley Do-Right: Stop, Snidely Whiplash, in the name of the law.

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[repeated line]
Rocky: Hokey smoke.

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[lead-in to many commercials]
Rocky: Look, Bulliwinkle, a message in a bottle.
Bullwinkle: Fan mail from a flounder?
Rocky: This is what I really call a message.

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Rocky: And now, here's something we hope you'll really like.

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[Rocky and Bullwinkle have brought an old model ship to an antique dealer]
Rocky: Bullwinkle, this ship is covered in rubies and look what's written on the side! O-Mar Khay-yam. Bullwinkle, do you know what this is?
Bullwinkle: Well, if you're waiting on me to say it, I won't.
Antique Dealer: Me neither.
Rocky: OK, then this must be
[pause]
Rocky: "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyam".
Bullwinkle, Antique Dealer: OOOOH!

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Bullwinkle: [explaining the components of a stereo system] This is the amplifier, which amplifies the sound. And this is the preamplifier, which, of course, amplifies the pree.

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Bullwinkle: You just leave it to my pal Rock. He's the brains of the outfit.
General: And what does that make you?
Bullwinkle: What else? The executive.

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Boris Badenov: Phooey! Foiled again!
Natasha Fatale: Don't you mean, "Curses! Foiled again!"?
Boris Badenov: Please, Natasha. This is kiddie show.

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[Bulwinkle has been captured by government agents]
Rocky: Hey, what's the meaning of this?
Agent: Military intelligence. That phrase mean anything to you?
Rocky: It sounds like a contradiction of terms.

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Boris Badenov: Ah, it good to be back on campus.
Natasha Fatale: Boris, you went to college? Penn State?
Boris Badenov: No, state pen.

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Rocky: For all of you who want to be tigers in the field of journalism, here's Mr. Know-It-All.
Bullwinkle: Hello, copycats.

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Bullwinkle: Today's lesson is how to be a lion tamer and pick up a little scratch... on the side... of your head.

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Mr. Hector Peabody: Sherman, that is your 1,000th fortune cookie. Do you want to spoil your dinner?

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Rocky: It's Bullwinkle!
Captain Peter "Wrongway" Peachfuzz: Or a figment of somebody's imagination.
Rocky: Figure of who's imagination?
Bullwinkle: Who you calling a Fig Newton?

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Bullwinkle: Eenie meenie chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak.

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Bullwinkle: Got the wrong script from the teleprompter. As you know this is really the Humphley/Brinley report. No no. The Bullwinkle Show. And I am your moose-ster of ceremonies for the next half-hour: Bullwinkle his-self. As if you couldn't tell. I mean what other show has a host who sings, dances, recites poetry and has antlers? Well, on this network anyway...

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Bullwinkle: [pointing to Florida on a map] Here it is: Frostbite Falls, Minnesota.
Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle, that's Florida!
Bullwinkle: Well, if they keep adding new states all the time how can you expect me to keep up?

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[an incident causes all the main characters to become lost at sea. There is nobody left on the screen]
Fish #1: There's something you don't see every day.
Fish #2: What's that?
Fish #1: A TV show where all they show you is a picture of rocks.
Fish #2: Well, c'mon. It *is* called "The Rocky Show".

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[repeated line]
Edgar: That's something you don't see every day, Chauncey.
Chauncey: What's that, Edgar?

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Bullwinkle: I'd like to apply for a job as an usher?
Boris: What experience have you had?
Bullwinkle: I've been in the dark for most of my life.

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Dudley Do-Right: Curses! Foiled again!
Snidely Whiplash: Hey! That's *my* line!

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Rocky: Bullwinkle, did you forget the plot again?
Bullwinkle: In a word, you said it.
Rocky: That's three words.
Bullwinkle: I'm a heavy tipper.

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Rocky: A thousand dollars to get to Frostbite Falls?
Bullwinkle: You can buy the place for eight dollars cash.

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[repeated line]
Bullwinkle: Jumping G. Horsefat!

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Rocky: Are you getting sea sick, Bullwinkle?
Bullwinkle: No, I always turn green this time of year.
Rocky: Well if you think this is bad?
Bullwinkle: Yeah.
Rocky: Just wait till we cast off.

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