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first lines]
Narrator:
Crime, striking our city night and day, is on the increase. Our undermanned police force is helpless to cope with the situation, but they have an ally - Batman - who with the faithful Robin, wages unending war against all criminals!
Batman:
Run the usual test for invisible ink. I'll change and go entertain Vicki.
Robin:
You better be careful. I think she's beginning to get wise that Batman and Bruce Wayne are the same.
Batman:
Well, if she gets too close, we know how to throw her off the trail.
Officer Murphy:
You can't go in there!
Vicki Vale:
Well, I'm Vicki Vale of Picture magazine.
Officer Murphy:
Vicki Vale, eh? Well, I'm Officer Murphy of the Patrol Bureau. You still can't go in there!
Robin:
What's botherin' you?
Batman:
Harrison's safety. The Wizard must have heard that broadcast - perhaps he even inspired it.
Robin:
Harrison's decision really must have knocked the props out from under his blackmail scheme.
Batman:
Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of. What's to prevent the Wizard from attacking Harrison on his way here?
Robin:
Batman and Robin might.
Vicki Vale:
Untie me please!
Batman:
Haven't got time; you'll be all right. Don't go away!
Vicki Vale:
Will you do me a favor?
Batman:
Certainly.
Vicki Vale:
I'm going to have dinner with Bruce Wayne, will you join us?
Batman:
That's very nice of you.
Vicki Vale:
Then you'll come?
Batman:
Of course!
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last lines]
[
Vickie receives a phone call from "Bruce Wayne" that is actually a recording]
Bruce Wayne:
Vickie, I'm sorry, I can't keep our date. I need a vacation; I'm leaving town for a week. You understand, don't you?
Vicki Vale:
Well, of course, Bruce. You must be completely worn out.
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to Batman]
Vicki Vale:
You know, I thought I had discovered your identity, but I just found out I was wrong.
Batman:
Really? Who did you think I was?
Vicki Vale:
Bruce Wayne. Wasn't that silly?
Batman:
Yes, wasn't it?
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