Miss 'Jonesy' Jones:
Every actor in New York will love you!
Thornton Reed, Theatrical Producer:
I don't want every actor in New York to love me! I want my wife to love me!
Maxine, Little Girl at Audition:
Please wait don't send my brother to the chair, don't let him burn, please please warden please
Penny Morris:
I don't think I like you.
Tommy 'Tom' Williams:
Thank you.
Penny Morris:
Your welcome!
Tommy 'Tom' Williams:
I was a failure yesterday, now look at me today!
Penny Morris:
You mean you even looked worse yesterday?
Tommy 'Tom' Williams:
Will ya sing me a song?
Penny Morris:
How do you know I can?
Tommy 'Tom' Williams:
Because you sing when you talk. When you walk. Why your eyes, why their singing right now
Penny Morris:
They are? Well I'll be darned
Morton 'Hammy' Hammond:
Looks like somebody's been reading our mail.
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