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What Happens in Vegas (2008) More at IMDb Pro »

Mason: [after being punched in the nuts] Why?
Tipper: You know why!

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[after Joy is dumped by her fiancé]
Tipper: You know what? I can get a couple guys to go to his place, knock on the door and when he opens it wham! We junk-punch him in his man buisness and he'll fall to the floor crying "why?!" and then we'll say "you know why!" Huh?
Joy McNally: Did you just make that up?
Tipper: No, I thought about it all the way over here.

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Dave the Bear: Do you even know how to drive an automatic?

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Tipper: You know why.

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Jack Fuller: [standing outside the bathroom door] Can you hurry up?
Joy McNally: [from inside the bathroom, taking her time] Almost done!
[walks into the kitchen to find Jack pissing in their sink]
Jack Fuller: Oh yeah, this is really happening. Oh, and it's your day for dishes.

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Hater: I'm the law, bitch!

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Jack Fuller: How hard can it be?
Joy McNally: I know how hard it isn't.

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Jack Fuller: ...We got robbed. All they took was the door.

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Jack Fuller Sr.: You're like a son to me.
Jack Fuller: Dad, I am your son.

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Jack Fuller: Richard Banger? So your name is Dick Banger! Dick Banger!
Banger: And yours is Jack? Jack off! Jack off

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Tipper: I just wanna junk-punch him in his man business.

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Joy McNally: That's just the topping I wanted on my popcorn. I know the box said its movie theater butter, but you guessed it. What I really wanted was Jack's Sweaty ballsack flavor!
Jack Fuller: I'm just giving you what you want, baby.

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Hater: This is my lesbian sister. Tell them about your softball team, tell them about your team.

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Tipper: If I could kill someone with my mind right now, it would be you.

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Judge R. D. Whopper: ...Listen, I've been married for twenty five years to the same wonderful, infuriating woman. And granted there are days when I want to light her on fire but I don't, because I love her. And that would be illegal. And you know something, and I might be old fashioned but when I said those vows, I meant them.

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Jack Fuller: I did take myself out of the game. If you stop betting, you never have to lose.

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Joy McNally: Is there any part of the night, I don't know, maybe say the part where I was about to marry the rebound guy, that you thought, 'hey oh my God, this is a really good time for an intervention'?
Tipper: [extremely hungover] Seriously?
Joy McNally: Yeah.
Tipper: I like... threw up in my own purse... so...

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Jack Fuller: Hey, don't get hit by a bus
[door slams behind Joy]
Jack Fuller: . Or do, whatever.

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Joy McNally: The grown-ups have to go to work today... What are you going to do all day?
Jack Fuller: I don't know yet
[shoves cereal in mouth]
Joy McNally: Hmph.
Jack Fuller: I'd rather do nothing and be happy than do something I know I don't love.
Joy McNally: Words to live by, Yanni.

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Hater: I can have a vial of crabs here in 30 minutes.

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Jack Fuller: Will to be married to me...again?
Joy McNally: [sighs] Being with you makes me be myself again so I will be married to you...again.
[they kiss]
Joy McNally: I quit my job.
Jack Fuller: Good thing we have a ton of money!

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Jack Fuller: Where's the one place where you can step up and be a man?
Hater: Community college?

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Chong: Be whoever you want to be, you'll still gonna be my subordinate.
Joy McNally: Excuse me?
Chong: It's from the Latin, meaning "my bitch."

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Mason: Well, this is my place so technically you'd be the one...who has to leave, but…are you crying?
Mason: [switches on light]
Tipper: Surprise...
Mason: Oh...shit balls...

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