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Baby Mama (2008) More at IMDb Pro »

Rob: Do you want to come back to my...
Kate Holbrook: Yes. Absolutely!
Rob: Wow. Okay! Just to be clear, I was going to say my place...
Kate Holbrook: Uh-huh. I'm 37. I know how this works.

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Angie Ostrowiski: Bitch, I don't know your life!

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Barry: Congratulations, Kate. I want to reward you with five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact.

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Angie Ostrowiski: [as she enters the hospital, about to go into labor] It feels like I'm shitting a knife!

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Kate Holbrook: I overreacted earlier. I'm sorry...
[Kate exits]
Angie Ostrowiski: I'm sorry I farted into your purse...

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Kate Holbrook: [giggling] My avatar's dressed like a whore!

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Angie Ostrowiski: Can I just spray a little PAM down there right before the baby comes out?

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Angie Ostrowiski: You people and your space age cars.

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Oscar: If you listen to DMX, the baby comes out goin 'Ennngghhh!

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Chaffee Bicknell: Our surrogacy fee is $100,000.
Angie Ostrowiski: It costs more to have someone born than to have someone killed!
Chaffee Bicknell: It takes longer.

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Carl: My first thought about Angie carrying someone else's baby? I thought... My wife is gonna have sex with somebody else's husband to do this?...
Angie Ostrowiski: - Out of the question...
Carl: - that's gonna cost extr - out of the question, right. Out of the question.

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Boo-Boo Buster: Well, you sure are getting an early jump on your baby-proofing! Don't worry about a thing; it shouldn't be a problem for anyone over 7.

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Angie Ostrowiski: [Kate is vogueing on the dance floor] Stop framing your face!
Kate Holbrook: I think it's good!
Angie Ostrowiski: It's not.

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Angie Ostrowiski: Is that what you're wearing?
Kate Holbrook: We *are* going to a nightclub.

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Carl: [angrily breaking up with Angie] I'm going to bang all your friends. Consider them banged!

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Kate Holbrook: Your water broke!
[Angie looks at her cup, confused]
Kate Holbrook: No, your water! Come on, I'll drive you to the hospital!
Angie Ostrowiski: [looking back at the sidewalk] Should we clean that up?

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Kate Holbrook: I think she wants me to rub olive oil on your taint.

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Chaffee Bicknell: Yes, I'm expecting again.
Angie Ostrowiski: [to Kate] Expecting what? A Social Security check?
Kate Holbrook: I know; it's gross!

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Kate Holbrook: [upon learning that she's pregnant] But that's impossible! The doctors said I had a one in a million chance.
Dr. Manheim: Well, I'd start buying lottery tickets more often, if I were you.

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Angie Ostrowiski: You're stupid space car locked me in!

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Caroline: [holding her son's dirty hand] Is this chocolate or poop? Is this chocolate or poop?!
Caroline: [licks son's hand and smiles] It's chocolate!
Kate Holbrook: What if that had been poop?!

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Angie Ostrowiski: You went out with him?
Kate Holbrook: I did.
Angie Ostrowiski: Why?
Kate Holbrook: Oh, he's beautiful.
Angie Ostrowiski: Where?

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