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"Bones: The Hero in the Hold (#4.13)" (2009)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Brennan, I'm telling you, the answer is there... Ten hours.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Long pause] Eight. And Dr. Hodgins is never left alone!
Angela Montenegro: You don't trust him?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No, I don't.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [finding Vega's body] We should take his body back to the lab. Obviously, the Gravedigger killed him. There's gotta be some evidence that we can use.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Remove the body from a crime scene?
Special Agent Payton Perotta: [a car pulls up. Perotta comes out] That would be a very bad idea! Step away from the car please.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [indicating Vega] Was *he* under surveillance? Because a fat lot of good the FBI did him.

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Let's be clear here. What we intend to do next constitutes felony conspiriacy.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Not you! ME! I can do this alone!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: No. NO! Nobody does anything alone. Vega was alone.

Jared Booth: She's the Gravedigger?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It's her.
Jared Booth: Can you prove it?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No. We can't. Is that problem?
Jared Booth: Not for me!

Dr. Jack Hodgins: The government keeps secret black illegal files on every US citizen. It's called "Spring Cleaning." Because everything is brought out into the light and turned upside down.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Okay,that is complete paranoia. Right?
Jared Booth: I'll need access to a secure terminal.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Follow me.
[Cam leads Jared out. As Jared is leaving, stops looks at Hodgins]
Jared Booth: And only conspiracy nuts call it "Spring Cleaning."

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [looking at the Gravedigger] I'd like to kill you!
[to Bones]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I hate her! I think I can murder her.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: If any kind of people could murder someone, and get away with it, it would be us.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [to Sweets] Would you rather torture her?
Jared Booth: I know a little bit about that.
Dr. Lance Sweets: No. What? We don't do that.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Booth will die!
Dr. Lance Sweets: Character's who you are under pressure. Not who you are when everything's fine. We're the good guys. We don't - we don't torture people.

"Bones: Aliens in a Spaceship (#2.9)" (2006)

Dr. Temperance Brennan: ...Then the concussion will turn our brains to jelly.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Oh, good, then we can run for Congress.

Angela Montenegro: I came to visit you at the hospital. I brought you this.
[holds up a teddy bear]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: They-they let me go home.
Angela Montenegro: No, they didn't. You left without being discharged. You stole crutches, which I had to pay for.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: They packed me. Pumped me full of antibiotics. Dished me up and gave me painkillers. So, so, I'm-I'm good to go.
Angela Montenegro: Could you please look at me? You were buried alive. You were operated on without an anesthetic. You were pumped full of drugs. You really should be lying down.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: He's out there, Angela. He buries people alive. I have to catch him. If I can figure out the exact alloy of aluminum, then maybe I could... maybe we could... plus the bit of bumper sticker that Brennan found in my leg...
Angela Montenegro: We're gonna catch him. Okay? I promise you. We're gonna start tomorrow. All of us together.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I can't sleep, Angela.
Angela Montenegro: I thought they gave you something for that.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: No, I mean... I'm afraid that... if I close my eyes... when I open them... I'm gonna be back in that car... buried... running out of air...
Angela Montenegro: Okay. Then you should come home with me.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What?
Angela Montenegro: When you open your eyes, I'll be there.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah?
Angela Montenegro: Yeah.
[pause]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You know I'm good for that crutch money.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Someone ran me down with a car.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: We knew that already.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, but now we've proved it and I find I'm very annoyed.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [As their about to use Angela's perfume for a test] Three grand that cost.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Hodgins, I will split the cost when we get out of here.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: There's something you don't know about me. ... I'm rich.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: [shrugs] Me too.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: No, no. You're ... well-off. My family owns the Canteliver Group. And there's not many of us left alive. One to be exact. Me.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Okay, I won't split the cost with you.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: You've got a lot of faith in Booth.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: No. Faith is an irration belief in somethingg that is logically impossible. Over time I've seen what Booth can do. It's not faith.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: No offense. And I'm not saying this because you filleted me with a knife. We are out of air. We don't know if our message got out, much less if anyone understood it. And we are buried underground. What you have is faith, baby.
[chuckles]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Sorry about the "baby" thing, reflex.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: If you can perform surgery out if thin air, then I can pull a little thin air out of thin air.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: [as their about to set off some explosives] Ready?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah. ... Dr. Brennan it's been a privilige.
[they hug each other]

"Bones: The Science in the Physicist (#4.18)" (2009)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [From inside the lab] FIRE IN THE HOLE!
[Cannon goes off. Booth tries to shield Bones]
Special Agent Seeley Booth: What the hell was that?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Hodgins exits the lab] We're okay. Everything's okay.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: We should get out of here before lock down. Let Cam deal with it.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah. All right.
[They both run for the exit as the alarm goes off]
Dr. Camille Saroyan: [to Hodgins and Nigel] You know you're grounded, right?

Dr. Camille Saroyan: What did I tell you?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Hodgins and Nigel turn slowly] That we aren't allowed in the same room without supervision.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Why?
Vincent Nigel-Murray: Because we were stupid enough to fire a cannon indoors.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: And?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You know, you're here. Which-which counts for supervision, so... I'll leave.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You disapprove of the Collar Institute?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Up and forward are only two directions. Science should look in all directions. You taught me that.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I did?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Everyday.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Thank you.

Dr. Lance Sweets: Hodgins!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Don't sneak up like that! I could put an eye out on my microscope.
Dr. Lance Sweets: You gotta run!

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Speaking of Angela's father] I am *not* scared of him.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Okay. Okay. You know that whole-that whole "sell your soul at the crossroads" thing? I'm buying it! You gotta run for it man!
Angela Montenegro: I told you so.
[Angela leaves]
Dr. Lance Sweets: Yeah. You know what? I secretly had a thing for Angela, now it's gone! Like-like wiped from the memory banks.

"Bones: The Perfect Pieces in the Purple Pond (#4.4)" (2008)

Dr. Camille Saroyan: I know you're upset about breaking up with Angela, Dr. Hodgins. And I know you're upset about losing Zack. But despite your personal problems this is a *workplace*. And your attitude leave a *lot* to be desired.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Fine. If you want to make a change, you *make* a change. Otherwise let me do my job and let me hatch this egg!

Dr. Zack Addy: I'm sorry things are going badly for you.
[Hodgins chuckles slightly]
Dr. Zack Addy: Why are you laughing?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: My best friend is locked up in a loony bin, wearing gloves because he blew up his own hands, and he feels sorry for me.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Hey, Dr. Saroyan, I'm not moving into Zack's space. I'm not being difficult. I just - I can't do it. I hope you understand.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I understand. I thought you being the one who moved in there would be easiest for Zack.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, if he were a normal human that might be true, but...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: [slight laugh] Yeah.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: I just wish Zack was here, that's all.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You gotta get over it. Zack's not coming back!
Dr. Zack Addy: I know where to find the victim's head.
[Everyone turns and stare at Zack]
Dr. Camille Saroyan: This is not good.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: How did you get out?
Dr. Zack Addy: You don't look happy to see me.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Oh, we're not!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: *I* am. I really am.

Zack Addy: I'm king of the loony bin!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, you are.

"Bones: The Doctor in the Den (#4.17)" (2009)

Angela Montenegro: OO. What's that smell? Are you wearing cologne?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It's urine. I found traces of uric acid on the victim's clothing.
Angela Montenegro: Oh.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It was the pheremones you found pleasing.
Angela Montenegro: Yeah. The, uh, pheremones in tiger urine.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, I assume it's tiger urine. Cat was probably marking its territory.
Angela Montenegro: I was turned on by tiger urine?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Hodgins chuckles] Celibacy isn't easy Ang.

Angela Montenegro: Well there you go. He was playing the field and someone probably nicked him for it.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: How do you know?
Angela Montenegro: Because despite the fact that I would love to have my legs wrapped around one right now, men are awful.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Hodgins enters] Hey.
[the women glare at him]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Whoa. What'd I do?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: You're a man.

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Are you aware that lionesses do all the hunting?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes, and the males simply populate and eat what the females catch.
Angela Montenegro: And when they get cranky, they eat the cubs... Men.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Wow. Before I flee for my life, the particles I found in the wounds around the femeral artery, ones I thought were mica, are scales.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Fish?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: No, snake. Can maybe have a species by tomorrow.
Angela Montenegro: Hey wanna stay and have a drink?
[Cam snaps her fingers]
Angela Montenegro: Oh yeah. We hate men.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I'm gonna go now.

Angela Montenegro: OO. What's that smell? Are you wearing cologne?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It's urine. I found traces of uric acid on the victim's clothing.
Angela Montenegro: Oh.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It was the pheromones you found pleasing.
Angela Montenegro: Yeah. The, uh, pheromones in tiger urine.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, I assume it's tiger urine. Cat was probably marking its territory.
Angela Montenegro: I was turned on by tiger urine?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Hodgins chuckles] Celibacy isn't easy Ange.
Angela Montenegro: Tell me about it. Sex is the glue and we were like epoxy.

"Bones: The Girl in Suite 2103 (#2.6)" (2006)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: I could kiss you!
Angela Montenegro: That requires permission... which I deny.

Zack Addy: [about the explosion experiment] I don't understand what happened.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [excited] Ohh, you know what that proves?
Angela Montenegro: That you guys are idiots?

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [answering the phone] Bugs, slime, particulates, what's your poison?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Hodgins, just listen. Don't say anything. Just do as I ask. ... You there?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You told me not to say anything.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Look okay, listen to me. I need you in your craziest most paranoid conspiracy mode to call the FAA and tell them that a private flight to Bogota is about to leave Kent Island Private Airport and is carrying aliens or-or terrorists, you know. You know what to do. Now do you got any questions?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Just one: Full court press, no holds barred, maximum effort?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Just stop the plane from taking off.

"Bones: The Man in the Fallout Shelter (#1.9)" (2005)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: I got into the decontamination shower with Zack. Haven't I been through enough hell?

Zack Addy: [about the present he made] It's a self-propelled anatomic unit.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It's a robot!

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn, it stops; you ask it to stop, it turns. You tell it to take out the garbage, it watches re-runs of "Firefly".

Zack Addy: Krystal from accounting is after you, isn't she?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Uh, like Alien after Predator.

"Bones: The Man in the Mansion (#2.14)" (2007)

Caroline Julian: I already got no proof how the victim got hold of that heroin. Now you're saying I can't put Hodgins on the stand? Why?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You don't wanna know the answer to that.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why doesn't she wanna know?
Caroline Julian: As the prosecutor in this case, I'm obliged to share everything I know with the defense.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Just because Clarissa Bancroft and I...
Caroline Julian: Whoa! Goodnight!

Dr. Jack Hodgins: I figure, a guy like you, I resign, that puts things right between us. Do we need to discuss it past that?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: What are we, girls?
[to the person behind the counter]
Special Agent Seeley Booth: A piece of pie for my friend.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: [speaking of prosecutor and defense] Oh, they were married.
[squints look at Booth]
Special Agent Seeley Booth: They have a daughter, second year at M.I.T.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Does anyone else see the irony here?

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Good job, Hodgins.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: No, not 'good job, Hodgins'! He might've blown the whole case!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I told him it is *not* a problem.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: What happened?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Look, I don't care what he does on his time off. But when he screws around with evidence to get in the pants of an old girlfriend on one of *my* murder cases, that's a *problem!*

"Bones: The Secret in the Soil (#3.4)" (2007)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Has it occurred to either of you that this might be another victim in the Widow's Son case?
Dr. Zack Addy: Based on what?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Because the victim was cooked, like entree, same as that guy in Germany.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: There's no evidence here to suggest cannibalism, no bite marks...
Dr. Jack Hodgins: No condiments...

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Hello, my sweet, exotic princess.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: What a slightly inappropriate greeting, Dr. Hodgins.
Zack Addy: I think he's talking to a bug.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Well, now I feel a little... rejected.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [on the phone with Bones and Booth] Are you guys heading towards a giant compost heap?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: [to Bones] It's wrong how excited he sounds.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Hello my exotic princess!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: What a charmingly inappropriate greeting Dr. Hodgins.
Zack Addy: I think he was talking to the bug.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Well now I feel a bit... rejected.

"Bones: Two Bodies in the Lab (#1.15)" (2006)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: I'm doing the fecal floatation right, now.
[pauses]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Wow, don't get to say that a lot.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Someone in the lab works for the mob. I can see it. There's not much difference between a corrupt corporate government and organized crime.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You're right.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Excuse me?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: The only way that this could unfold...
[starts to get up and tears some of his bandages]
Special Agent Seeley Booth: ...is if someone on the inside was orchestrating things.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: People never tell me I'm right. They only say I'm crazy. Love you, man.

[Booth is crammed in the passenger seat of Hodgins' Mini Cooper]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Maybe that nurse was right to be pissed that you were leaving. You don't seem good, Booth.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You know, if we weren't in a toy car...

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Mae you shouldn't have had all that pudding.

"Bones: The Verdict in the Story (#3.13)" (2008)

Angela Montenegro: [watching the defense exam evidence] I hate this. I *hate* it!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: What? Strangers on our forensic platform?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Ange doesn't like that we're on different sides.
Angela Montenegro: All of us together, and Brennan alone.

Angela Montenegro: If Brennan understands that we aren't crazily competitive about it, then we'll all come through this with our friendships intact.
Dr. Zack Addy: Besides, Dr. Brennan must realize that we're going to destroy them!
[everyone looks at Zack. Putting his hands on Zack's shoulders]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I will explain "crazily competitive" to Zack over and over again, until he gets it.

AUSA Caroline Julian: I'm gonna say to you what I always say to you before a trial, because this one is no different than any other trial.
Dr. Zack Addy: You never said that before.
AUSA Caroline Julian: What?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You never told us that a trial is no different from any other trial.
Dr. Zack Addy: Which suggests that this one *is* different.
AUSA Caroline Julian: Have you no control over these people?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: None whatsoever.

Caroline Julian: And what was the copper pipe made of?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: As with most copper pipes, it's made of... copper.

"Bones: The Man in the SUV (#1.2)" (2005)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [of Bones] I graduated top of my class, Rhodes scholar, the youngest member inducted into the Academy of Physical Sciences, but she still makes me feel like a cretin.
Zack Addy: She apologized to me.

Zack Addy: [of the beetles] You can't kill them. They have names.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: We have to, Zack.
[grabs a handful and puts them in another jar]
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Some.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: In Thailand, they sautee them in peanut oil.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [after ranting about the FBI] Someone here's really defensive about the FBI lately. You realize Booth is just another government stooge.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: This has nothing to do with Booth.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Booth arrives and clears his throat] I don't enjoy having squints on my team any more than you like me on yours. But you know, we're *supposed* to be working together, okay?

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Angela tells them she talked to Booth's girlfriend] She's *spying* for you?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: No. No!
Zack Addy: If you have nothing in common, it's difficult to sublimate intense sexual attraction.
[Bones glares at Zack]
Zack Addy: And we hear it's been a while.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Okay, stop.
Angela Montenegro: He is *there* for the taking, honey.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Booth arrives] Okay I couldn't get his medical records.
[everyone stops and looks at Booth]
Special Agent Seeley Booth: What?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Nothing.

"Bones: The Girl with the Curl (#2.7)" (2006)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [When they realize that the small female body - a little girl's - they're examining was wearing make-up that would make her look sexy] What is she? A midget stripper?

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Don't you have work to do?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Don't you?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Right, Right.

Angela Montenegro: Childhood should be all about swings.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Swings?
Angela Montenegro: You know how high can I go, if I twist the chains how fast will I spin.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Or if I try and jump off before the swing stops.
Angela Montenegro: Exactly.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I miss that feeling.
Angela Montenegro: Yeah me too.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: I miss organic chemistry class, those were good times.
Zack Addy: I miss my first microscope.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Great, yeah and I miss normal people can we go on?

"Bones: The Woman in the Car (#1.11)" (2006)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [to State Department agent who's running a security review on the squints] I know things that would curdle your blood, including a formula that literally curdles blood.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [as Pickering starts walking away from him] What was the finding?
[Pickering turns around]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I still work here so...
Agent Pickering: Harmless.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [sounding indignant] Harmless? I'm harmless?
Agent Pickering: Yes. You do not pose a viable threat.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, that's just - insulting.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: We're looking for an abandoned gas station or mechanic shop, off the grid.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You know, you guys are geniuses. Mm!
Zack Addy: How do we find that?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Work for the F.B.I., you idiot.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Way to go, Zack. We went from geniuses to idiots in three seconds.

"Bones: The Man in the Bear (#1.4)" (2005)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Human flesh tastes like frogs legs.
Angela Montenegro: As if I need another reason never to eat frogs.

Zack Addy: I saw a documentary once where a bear got in a car and drove away.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: That was not a documentary. It was a cartoon.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Angela, if we were a Peruvian soccer team and crashed in the Andes, who would you rather eat? Me or Zack?

"Bones: The Bond in the Boot (#5.2)" (2009)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Wendell, my man, we still on for lunch?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: You are discussing lunch while holding a tray of cat excrament.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Everybody poops. They even wrote a book about it.

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Do you believe James Bond killed our victim?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well no, but come on. There was more than a grain of truth in those James Bond films.
Angela Montenegro: Pussy Galore? That's never gonna happen.
Wendell Bray: Well we can alway hope.
Angela Montenegro: Boys and their spy fantasies.

Angela Montenegro: I hate to break it to you, Jack. But you're the guy who studies bugs, slime and poop. Hardly assasination worthy.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Hey, a lot of people would like to see me dead.
Angela Montenegro: I'm not going to touch that one.

"Bones: The Princess and the Pear (#4.14)" (2009)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Found some shoes in the closet. Soles contain insect, soil, blood.
Special Agent Payton Perotta: You want our lab to analyze it or yours?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, I'd like you see you try to get these away from me now - figuratively speaking of course.
[Hodgins starts to walk away]
Special Agent Payton Perotta: Anything else, Dr. Hodgins?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: In some ways, you're just like Booth. I meant that as a compliment.
Special Agent Payton Perotta: I don't think you do.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Picking up the sword] Whoa ho ho! Excalibur!
[Hodgins lifts the sword]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I am the once-and-future king!
Angela Montenegro: Way to not be creepy.

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Hodgins, are you trying to help someone? Because that's not your character.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Way I see it, Fisher's like a deep cover agent. He infiltrated teh enemy to uncover secrets. In order to do so, he had to suffer a night of passion with a beautiful but dangerous enemy
Colin Fisher: You have no idea how dangerous.

"Bones: Harbingers in a Fountain (#5.1)" (2009)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: OH, I'm happy personally and professionally. You know unsolved murders have gone up a thousand percent since you left.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I find that hard to believe.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Rough estimate. Welcome back!

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Isn't this great? Us, back together again. Chasing criminals.
Angela Montenegro: Yeah. Pit full of mass murder victims. What's not to love.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: And that ladies, *that* is why they call me "King of the Lab."
Angela Montenegro: Nobody does that but you.

"Bones: The Bones That Foam (#4.15)" (2009)

Vincent Nigel-Murray: Forgive me, doctors. But is the skin moving?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Ooo. God that's strange.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Insect activity?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I've never seen insects like that... except in Alien.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [as foam is coming out of the remains] What the hell is that?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I have no idea. Everyone away from that body!
[Presses a button. Alarms go off]
Dr. Camille Saroyan: We're in lock down!

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Running the bugs through the mass spec. Not getting any toxins. But they might not have fed on the remains yet. In other words, I need more *samples*.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: We all need more samples.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I know. I would just like us all to stay alive during the process.

"Bones: The Titan on the Track (#2.1)" (2006)

Lisa Supac: [after advising Dr. Brennan and the rest of the team the Turko will only get 10 years for his involvement in the train crash] It's 10 years or nothing. I can only work with what I'm given, and the forensic work on this was not good enough.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: What?
Lisa Supac: You were fooled by fake dental records, you baked some spam.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: What did you want us to do?
Lisa Supac: Your jobs.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Hey!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: No, Ms. Supek, you want us to do your job. My people gave you all the evidence you need to fry Turko with any reasonable jury.
Lisa Supac: Forensically...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: We gave you everything you needed to arrest Turko.
Lisa Supac: Arrest is not a conviction.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: We definitely gave you enough to reject his plea bargain and indict him in the wrongful death of a Senator.
Lisa Supac: Indictment is not a conviction.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You accept that plea bargain and the investigation stops.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Indict him. Give us time to get you what you need.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: If you accept this plea bargain, you don't deserve to be a Federal Prosecutor.
Lisa Supac: Dr. Saroyan!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Yeah, it's scary. The whole country'll be watching the trial and you don't want to go in with less than a sure thing. But you put my people on the stand as expert witnesses and that's a sure thing.
Dr. Temperance Brennan, Dr. Jack Hodgins, Angela Montenegro: [together] Not Zack.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: You can tell the story of what happened using the evidence these people provided, and if you any ability as a prosecutor you'll win the case.
Lisa Supac: Are you finished?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: No, Ms. Supeck. In the future when you have problems with my team, you'll register them with me, in private, not by grand standing in a public forum.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [to Brennan trying to cheer her up about not being named Goodman's replacement, and Cam was] You're not a flesh-pressing, ink-stained, policy-making wank-tard.

Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Hodgins knows Cam overheard the "wank-tard" comment, and starts babbling] You're chattering me to death because you hope I'll forget that you called me a wank-tard.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [chastened] It's a made up word--no meaning.

"Bones: The Truth in the Lye (#2.5)" (2006)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Man, what I would've given to be a fly on the wall when you told those wives...
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You would've been swatted, trust me.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [holding up a wedding band] Braided gold and platinum - preserved by true love, no doubt.
Angela Montenegro: One metal for each desperate housewife.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: People, can we at least fake some sense of decorum?
Angela Montenegro: I can't help it - it's so Jerry Springer!

Zack Addy: [Bragging to Hodgins] I'm going on police business.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: So proud.
[to Cam]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Does he mean out? In the world?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: We'll pin our phone number on his shirt.

"Bones: The Beaver in the Otter (#4.23)" (2009)

Arastoo Vaziri: Why did you ask everyone to leave. Are we doing something shameful?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: No. It's just... last time I dropped something from up there, it bounced and hit An
[realizes his about to mention Angela by name]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: innocent bystander. But no one's here this time.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah I got that during the part where you said no seven times in a row.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I find that you don't pay attention to the first six.

"Bones: The Man in the Morgue (#1.19)" (2006)

Angela Montenegro: Or better still, you could forget the whole thing and come home.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: [over the phone] Don't worry. I made bail.
Zack Addy: Bail?
Angela Montenegro: Bail? For what?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: I told you, don't worry. The murder charge won't stick.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Murder charge?
Angela Montenegro: Brennan? The next plane. The next plane, okay? Or I'm coming down there to get you myself.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Everything's fine. I'm healing up satisfactorily. Bye for now.
[hangs up]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Healing up?

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Dark sorcerers suck, man!

"Bones: The Cinderella in the Cardboard (#4.19)" (2009)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [after getting the remains off the cardboard] Okay perfect.
Wendell Bray: Now that's something I'd serve. Ha!... If she were a pizza, which she's not... So-so I'll stop now.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Is that your reason? Because weren't you and Angela sexually compatible?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [pause] It's not about the sex. I was looking for a meaningful connection.
Angela Montenegro: I get it Jack.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You do?
Angela Montenegro: Yeah.

"Bones: Bodies in the Book (#2.15)" (2007)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Do you know how tight a rat's rectum is?

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: So our suspects agreed to kill for each other, so they'd each have an alibi?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: So all I need from you people is some proof, okay?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Oh, oh, is - is *that* all?

"Bones: Fire in the Ice (#4.12)" (2009)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: I'll get on the fluid samples you took from the lungs and the esophagus. Could be the vic was drowned somewhere else and dumped in the lake.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: No. Drowning's not the way that Booth would kill someone.
[Hodgins and Wendell stare at Cam]
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Not... that I... actually... suspect Booth... at all... Quit staring at me.

Special Agent Payton Perotta: Hmmm. My people were right.
Dr. Camille Saroyan, Caroline Julian: YOUR people?
Dr. Jack Hodgins, Wendell Bray: We're Booth's people.

"Bones: The Glowing Bones in 'The Old Stone House' (#2.20)" (2007)

Dr. Zack Addy: What am I always the murder victim?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Sit!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [chuckles] Zack's always the murder victim.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: [as Zack and Hodgins are enacting a scenario] Oh, okay, look, we know that Ben had sex with Carly in the backseat of that car. But you didn't find any evidence of rape.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: So the sex they had was consensual.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [rising up from his chair] *This* part will be left up to the imagination.

"Bones: The Critic in the Cabernet (#4.24)" (2009)

Colin Fisher: Oh my God. I can clean them... This is weird. Something good has happened.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Take a deep breath. I'm sure it'll pass.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [after Brennan says she wants a baby] Is there a father?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, I'd like to use Booth's sperm.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Booth. What do you know?

"Bones: Intern in the Incinerator (#3.6)" (2007)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: The offices. It's always the suits, baby.
FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth: Hey, I wear suits.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yes, yes you do.
FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth: All right, that's it. No shooting of the squints tonight. Sorry!

FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth: [after telling Hodgins that Cam's sister kissed him] This is worse than when we were a couple.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [chuckling] I'm sorry.
FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth: I really should take my gun out and shoot you.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I'm sorry, man. I know it's serious
[chuckles again]
FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth: You're not helping.

"Bones: The Girl in the Mask (#4.22)" (2009)

Dr. Lance Sweets: [speaking of Dr. Tanaka] Uh, you people can identify human remains from a tiny little finger bone. But you can't identify the sex of the person standing right in front of you? Does nobody else see the irony in this?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Of course. But as a scientist, I also see the challenge.

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Why would someone cut off the head of a body here.
[Points to one point on map]
Dr. Camille Saroyan: And drive miles away to dispose of it here?
[Pointing to another point on the map]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I rarely find motive in bird vomit.

"Bones: The Wannabe in the Weeds (#3.14)" (2008)

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Hodgins. You are the guitar player. Zack, you are Tommy.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Re-enactment. Facinating.
Dr. Zack Addy: Not for me. I'm always the one that gets killed.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Dude, you're the singer. Singer was the vic.

Dr. Jason Bergman: I have nothing to do with clay.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Oh, no? You're totally in the clear.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Hey! You can't say that! This is *my* place.

"Bones: The Girl in the Fridge (#1.8)" (2005)

Zack Addy: [about Bones and Michael's relationship] Well, if she was his student and I'm her student...
Dr. Jack Hodgins: NO, Zack!

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Watching Brennan and Dr. Stires talking] It's like watching cars made.

"Bones: The Tough Man in the Tender Chicken (#5.6)" (2009)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Referring to a scout troop] What I want to know is why they're not all freaked out and getting trauma counselling?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Because they're the type of children who idolize Dr. Brennan.

Wendell Bray: Look, man, the trouble with getting your info from conspiracy nuts, they never know when to turn it off.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Hey, you wait and see. We're gonna find out our victim was tortured a little to enthusiastically and then the government tried to bring him back to life.
Wendell Bray: Proven my point, Hodgins. Totally proven my point.

"Bones: The Woman in the Garden (#1.13)" (2006)

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Ok. Hodgins, sew it up. You're coming with us. We're going to the barrio.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Field work. Cool! Do I get a gun?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: You can't arm Hodgins and not me!
Special Agent Seeley Booth: What is it with you people and the guns, huh?

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Typically, grave diggers are necrophiliacs looking for a little action.
Angela Montenegro: Um... ew.

"Bones: A Boy in a Tree (#1.3)" (2005)

Zack Addy: I didn't talk to anybody in high school. I didn't kill myself.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: That wasn't high school. It was an experimental eugenics program.

Zack Addy: [about a bad date] I can't ride a bike or drive a car...
Dr. Jack Hodgins: ...or, apparently, please a woman.

"Bones: Boy in the Time Capsule (#3.7)" (2007)

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Roger Dillon had a pocket watch full of cocaine?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It's so 'Miami Vice' I could roll up my sleeves.

Angela Montenegro: [removing contents from the time capsule] One year book-Foothill High, 1987.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: [checking list of contents] Check; dehydrate and scan.
Angela Montenegro: [reading year book] "Have a great summer, don't ever change." Remember those days?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I remember getting grounded every weekend, so many rules to break, so little time.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You were a nerd fantasy.
Angela Montenegro: I was all about Barbie.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: She was my first anatomy lesson, I was confused for years.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: What about Ken, I felt so sorry for him.

"Bones: The He in the She (#4.6)" (2008)

Vincent Nigel-Murray: Can I ask you something?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Is there *any* way to say "no?"

Dr. Camille 'Cam' Saroyan: We'll show these images to Dr. Brennan.
Vincent Nigel-Murray: Why?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: She'll see something you missed.

"Bones: The Killer in the Concrete (#2.18)" (2007)

Dr. Temperance Brennan: [to the Phone] Yes. This is Dr. Brennan at the Jeffersonian. I just received a call from Agent Booth that he's being held at
[motions to Angela for some papers]
Dr. Temperance Brennan: the Purdue Airfield in Oakville, Virginia. Send back up. I'm going in.
[hangs up the receiver]
Angela Montenegro: You just lied your ass off to the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
[Bones ignores the comment and leaves]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: That is so hot.

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Okay, time to step out of your comfort zones, people.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What comfort zone?

"Bones: The Plain in the Prodigy (#5.3)" (2009)

Dr. Camille Saroyan: When do teenagers start having sex?
Angela Montenegro: Hello!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: If they could, they'd start in the morning and go until they drop.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Sweets is playing with Levi's stones] What are you doing?
Dr. Lance Sweets: Palying the theme to Titanic.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Even not hearing it, I hate that song.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Not the way I play it.

"Bones: Stargazer in a Puddle (#2.21)" (2007)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, it occurred to me that you might have a traditional... you're Texan. I mean *really* Texan, guitars and hot rods Texan. So I figured I should ask you for your daughter's hand in marriage as a sign of respect.
Angela's Dad: You're making a huge mistake, son.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Marrying Angela?
Angela's Dad: No. If Angie finds out that a man - you - asked another man - me - for her hand or any other of her fine parts, horrible complications will ensue.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I didn't think of that.
Angela's Dad: You could get us both killed.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Okay, good advice. Got anymore?
Angela's Dad: Always play it in the key of G demolished.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I don't know what that means.
Angela's Dad: Well, if you do, you do; if you don't, you don't. Forget it.
[Hodgins moves to leave]
Angela's Dad: Hodgins, I've got cars, and I've got guitars and I've got guns. You treat my little girl right and you'll only see the business end of the cars and guitars.

"Bones: The Girl in the Gator (#2.13)" (2007)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Hodgins, Angela and Cam are talking about an adult website that the victim was on and Hodgins has been to] What? I clicked on a pop-up and got caught in a Pornado.

"Bones: The Superhero in the Alley (#1.12)" (2006)

Zack Addy: [about the victim] Epiphyseal union with the diaphysis on the wrists, knees and ankles suggests the was between 14 and 18 years old. 1.6 meters tall, a very slight build suggesting that he was at the younger end of the scale.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: That tracks with the bag. The degraded cellulose we found is a graphic novel.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: A what?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It's a comic book.
Zack Addy: I never read comic books.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Really? Oh, I had you pegged for a graphic novel nut.
Zack Addy: The face and cranial vault are badly fractured. Blows to the parietal have sent radiating fracture lines between the mid-frontal and anterior temple buttresses.
[to Hodgins]
Zack Addy: Why?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica...

"Bones: The Bone That Blew (#4.10)" (2008)

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Citric acid?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It's my considered belief that Agent Booth spilled Orange Juice in his tie.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: [chuckling] I look forward to him explaining that to a jury.

"Bones: The Man in the Wall (#1.6)" (2005)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: How many times do you want me to poke Zack?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Just once, but as hard as you can.
Zack Addy: As hard as he *can*? Why don't I hit him as hard as *I* can?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Because you have arms like noodles, while I'm vigorous and burly.
[pokes Zack with the cane]
Zack Addy: That all you got, burly boy?

"Bones: Death in the Saddle (#3.3)" (2007)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [to Zack] You suck the fun out of every moment of personal triumph!

"Bones: The Boneless Bride in the River (#2.16)" (2007)

Dr. Camille Saroyan: [as Hodgins and Zack are inflating a head] This is - it's absolutely -
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Brilliant?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Useless! You need the exact shape of a skull to get a likeness. Not just a - This - Turn that off!
[Angela walks in]
Angela Montenegro: Oh my God! You guys are perverse!

"Bones: The Santa in the Slush (#3.9)" (2007)

Angela Montenegro: You know, this is our first Christmas as a couple.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Aww, too bad Santa's dead.

"Bones: Spaceman in a Crater (#2.19)" (2007)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: This guy's wearing loafers. Aliens don't wear loafers.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Even if they want to pass unnoticed amongst us?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Before taking over?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: This is harassment. You know, it's illegal to mock people for their fundamental beliefs.

"Bones: Yanks in the U.K. (#4.1)" (2008)

Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Arrives at work after having ended up sleeping with Angela's ex] Sorry I'm late, what did I miss?
Dr. Clark Edison: [Irritated that Angela and Jack seem more interested in planning their honeymoon than concentrating on work] Oh, were deciding between Maine and Jamaica for the wedding.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Did Angela's ex get off okay?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Flinches] Whoa! Sorry?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Not realising the double meaning of his own question] You took him to the airport?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh, "off"! Of... of course. Yes. He's off... and gone. All gone.
Angela Montenegro: Great. Thank you for doing that.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Anytime.
[Takes a breath of relief]
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Either Maine or Jamaica, you really can't go wrong.
[Awkward pause]
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I should... Bye.
[Hurries away]

"Bones: The Woman at the Airport (#1.10)" (2006)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: You wanted to see me?
Dr. Daniel Goodman: You are a very difficult and stubborn man, Dr. Hodgins. Right now I'd like nothing more than to fire you. In my position very few people tell me the truth anymore. I find I enjoy it, in some perverse way.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You're willing to admit you bailed on the authentication?
Dr. Daniel Goodman: Yes.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Seriously?
Dr. Daniel Goodman: But not for the reasons you think. True, we might be able to authenticate the skeleton by taking him apart, destroying him. If he's a fake that will be fine, nothing lost. But I think he's the real thing.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You do know he's been dead for fifteen hundred years, right?
Dr. Daniel Goodman: I am an archaeologist. This is what we do. We step outside the facts and tell ourselves the story of an individual or a culture. And if the story I tell myself about this man who lived fifteen hundred years ago is true, if he was laid to rest by people who respected and loved him, don't I owe it to them not to let the pure scientists desecrate his remains?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Or you could be totally rational and say you were waiting for imaging technology to improve to the point where it wasn't necessary to disassemble him.
Dr. Daniel Goodman: Ah, yes. I suppose I could say that. It's less, uh...
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Sentimental - for the pure scientists.
[they shake hands]

"Bones: The Priest in the Churchyard (#2.17)" (2007)

Dr. Camille Saroyan: [after testing Father Matt for poison] The good news is we know how to make you feel a lot better.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Bad news is someone is trying to kill you.

"Bones: The Baby in the Bough (#3.12)" (2008)

Angela Montenegro: [holding the baby] Get used to it. I want like a million of these.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Cool.
[Angela walks away]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What do you think she meant by a million? Two?

"Bones: The Con Man in the Meth Lab (#4.8)" (2008)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: You said you didn't want to work with us anymore.
Dr. Clark Edison: No. I said my preferred work style tends towards the professional. See my tie? That's an indicator.
Angela Montenegro: Mmhmm. So why'd you come back then?
Dr. Clark Edison: Because this is the finest forensic facility in the world.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You want to fight MIGs you fly MIG alley, right?

"Bones: Mummy in the Maze (#3.5)" (2007)

Angela Montenegro: Just remind him of who I am and ask him politely.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What are you, Canadian?

"Bones: The Headless Witch in the Woods (#2.10)" (2006)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: What's with the music?
Angela Montenegro: It helps to muffle the screams so I don't pass out every few seconds.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Smart.

"Bones: The Graft in the Girl (#1.20)" (2006)

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Today, Zac. I need something *today*!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Hey, don't harass my assistant.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: That's right. That's our job.

"Bones: A Night at the Bones Museum (#5.5)" (2009)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: The urine of a red headed boy.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: We need *so* much more that that.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: From the swab of Dr. Kaswell's eye.
Angela Montenegro: A red headed boy peed on her eye?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, not exactly.

"Bones: The Salt in the Wounds (#4.16)" (2009)

Angela Montenegro: So this, right now, this isn't together?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It was a moment, a great moment. But all great moments pass.

"Bones: The Man with the Bone (#1.18)" (2006)

Special Agent Seeley Booth, Dr. Jack Hodgins: [in unison] Pirates!

"Bones: The Skull in the Sculpture (#4.7)" (2008)

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Okay, now what we want to do here is remove the skull very carefully.
[Daisy reaches for the skull]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Carefully.
[Daisy accidentally crushes the skull]
Dr. Camille Saroyan: ...I can't believe you did that.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Bummer.
Daisy Wick: Usually when you say "we" you mean me! I'm so sorry. I'll put it together. I will stay up all night!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I'll do it.
Daisy Wick: Well I will assist you every step of the way. I will never leave your side!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I would prefer to do it alone.

"Bones: A Boy in a Bush (#1.5)" (2005)

Dr. Daniel Goodman: That is not a tuxedo, Dr. Hodgins.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I am not going, Dr. Goodman.
Dr. Daniel Goodman: You are going.
[places name tag in Dr. Hodgins' pocket]
Dr. Daniel Goodman: When we arrive, the donors will all be wearing name tags.
Zack Addy: What do we talk about?
Dr. Daniel Goodman: Your work, of course.
Angela Montenegro: Zack's work consists of removing flesh from corpses. Hodgins dissects bugs that have been eating people's eyeballs.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Leave me out of it - I am not going.
Dr. Daniel Goodman: And how do you see your job?
Angela Montenegro: [sighs] I draw death masks.
Dr. Daniel Goodman: Is that really how you see it?
Angela Montenegro: Don't you?
Dr. Daniel Goodman: You are the best of us, Miss Montenegro. You discern humanity in the wreck of a ruined human body. You give victims back their faces, their identities. You remind us all of why we're here in the first place - because we treasure human life.
[Angela hugs Dr. Goodman]
Dr. Daniel Goodman: Oh, for God's sake.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: What happened?
Zack Addy: Apparently all Angela needed was to hear her job description in a deep African-American tone.